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i'm outside wal-mart with a bag of marshmallows in my left hand and something purple and sticky from my shirt front all the way down to my socks. care to explain what happened?

2007-08-30 14:29:23 · 14 answers · asked by waddlin' along 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

Oh, my gosh! You're PREGNANT!

2007-08-30 14:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

you went into walmart and wanted to buy all the marshmellows...you stole a bag and on the way out you wanted to eat the purple Peeps marshmellows so you did but got them all over yourself...and then eating too much made you sick and pass out...

2007-08-30 21:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 0 0

You finally blew away Barney and are having marshmallows to celebrate. :)

2007-08-30 21:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by pupcake 6 · 0 0

blame the marshmallow man

2007-08-31 01:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by NoLongerHere 7 · 0 0

You thought jars of grape jelly would soften your fall, your first mistake was going head first.

2007-08-30 21:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That Ambien stuff really works, doesn't it?

Messy, sure -- but I bet you're feeling rested and refreshed!

2007-08-30 21:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by   5 · 0 0

You should have left Barney at home. I think he melted under your clothes.

2007-08-30 21:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by bombastic 6 · 1 0

So, you have wi-fi in the Walmart parking lot? hmm

2007-08-30 21:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have a big lump on your head.

2007-08-30 21:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Jai 7 · 0 0

u should go see a doctor about that

2007-08-30 21:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jasmine S 3 · 0 0

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