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The first 6 people to post ONE phrase that they would like to have listed, will have their phrase listed. ( IT MUST BEGIN WITH THE LETTER ► " P " ◄)
So instead of me making up the phrases.....YOU have a hand in it!!!!
Confused??? You'll see...... It's really quite simple....
After I see the first 6 phrases, I will LIST THEM IN THE ADDED DETAILS....THEN,GO BACK TO MY QUESTION , LOOK AT THE PHRASES AND WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT MUST INCLUDE THOSE 6 PHRASES.
P.S. I WILL NOT ACCEPT BATHROOM HUMOR OR PROFANITY.
█ If you are not one of the first 6 responders, you are still invited to write a story and compete. ◄◄ Good luck and have FUN~~~~~~~~~

2007-08-30 12:16:43 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

►CAN YOU WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT INCLUDES THESE 6 PHRASES? ◄
1.People have to pamper themselves occasionally; after all they're only human!
2.Please, Matt, you have to understand, Doc was trying to help her.
3.Pigs are great listeners, and very sophisticated dinner guests.
4.Pampered porcupines prefer pantene for a perfect shampoo.
5. Please share my umbrella.
6. Petunias are pretty .

2007-08-30 13:26:39 · update #1

6 answers

Petunias are pretty

EDIT:
"Please share my umbrella" said Matt.
The cold grey rain shot down from the sky pounding the city street.
Elle walked ahead ignoring him, her hair and clothes plastered to her skin from the rain.
Matt ran to catch up to her, by the time he did, she had already crossed the street and was taking shelter in the doorway of the florist shop they had ordered her wedding bouquet from.
Elle stared wistfully at the flowers on the other side of the glass.
"Petunias are pretty' she whispered.
"I know" said Matt shaking off the umbrella and moving closer to her. "They're your favourite, right?"
Elle spun towards him, looking him straight in the eye.
"Please Matt! You have to understand. Doc was trying to help her!"
She was talking about her mother, Evelyn. who was presently a guest at the local psychiatric hospital.
Matt gently touched Elle's arm. "Hon, I know he didn't mean any harm, but he gave her a day pass and told her to go to a salon and pamper herself!"
"So? People have to pamper themselves occasionally; after all they're only human!"
Matt couldn't help but grin. "You're so right Elle..we all need pampering now and again. But hon, your Mom is ill. She told the hairdresser that pampered porcupine prefer pantene for a perfect shampoo! You could imagine what the hairdresser thought of that! And then stealing that pig from the petting zoo and trying to get a table for two at Chez Andre's with it.!!"
Elle turned back to the flowers behind the glass.
"I just want her to get better."
Matt put his arm around his wife and kissed her gently on the cheek. "She will hon. Your Mom is tough."
Elle turned to Matt, with tears brewing in her eyes.
"She's smart too." he said with a grin. "Only smart people know that pigs are great listeners, and VERY sophisticated dinner guests!"
Elle burst into suprised laughter and she slowly shook her head.
"I love you Matt. Thank you...thank you.."
Matt smiled and hugged her tight.
"Anytime my love..anytime."

2007-08-30 13:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Pampered porcupines prefer pantene for a perfect shampoo

2007-08-30 19:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by lakelover 5 · 1 0

People have to pamper themselves occasionally; after all they're only human!

love the pigs and umbrella lines...

FIRST OF ALL. t.u,'s for all answers, and WOW, T.U. FOR LAST STORY...HOW'D the heck you do that so fast!?? holy mack~ so smaht! ceerazy good!

2007-08-30 19:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Guinness 5 · 1 0

Pigs are great listeners, and very sophisticated diner guest.

2007-08-30 19:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Please, Matt, you have to understand, Doc was trying to help her.

2007-08-30 19:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1 0

Please share my umbrella.

2007-08-30 20:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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