President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of you out the window and make 56 million people very happy."
2007-08-30 11:33:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol
2007-08-30 11:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by sweetsnickers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have anything against Laura, but you could give Dick and George a push and I wouldnt mind too much.
2007-09-07 11:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Joke Was Origionally About Clinton, You Or Someone You Know Changed it to be about Bush.
2007-09-07 06:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by mdinkins7024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised Republicans haven't chimed in with flames galore! Come on, Republicans! You're slipping over here!
2007-09-07 10:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the first time I've heard it, and it's a good one.
2007-09-07 11:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by nightmare3983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! It was very funny!
2007-09-07 04:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by queenjigga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard that one but I really loved it I even read it to my husband and son they liked it also.
2007-09-07 11:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by mamawmessedup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! I hope you are not planning to earn your living as a comic because you'll be homeless in no time.
2007-09-07 05:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry but it wasn't funny. instead of everyone complaining about President Bush, why don't they get up off their lazy a**es and do something about it.
Get over yourself
2007-09-07 11:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by PrettySeaShell 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee Hee. That's a good one! Have a great weekend! :)
2007-09-07 10:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by BamaBelle810 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That is not what I was expecting! Very funny!
2007-08-30 12:27:33 · answer #11 · answered by Alright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋