when did you have the worst inappropriate laughing fit and couldn't stop?

Question

mine was in a hospital when a man coughed he farted and his false teeth landed on the end of his bed, he just stared at me and i could feel my breath coming quick and fast and I was pinching my legs, and whimpering in the end I jumped up and ran out, this was only two days ago, i was visiting my cousin, i aint been back! He was not an old man and I wasnt being cruel it just caught me out badly.

Barbie, in court must be the worst place to have a fit of the giggles.

Amanda, moments like that are classic, and as you know your grandads humour, it makes it all the more funny and special.

barbie..lmao did the teacher realise what he had said.....

chaz, when you go you go and there is nothing you can do about it, because you know you shouldnt, it makes you want too laugh even more.

half pint, that has got to be one of the worst situations so far, but when you start, its just to hard to stop, and the more you know you cant laugh, the more you do!

made it England - Laughter is always so close by at a funeral, i guess its because that is the most inappropriate place to do it...lol

Penny - ive seen some of those fake videos, we had one a while back about fire hazzards in the workplace, the actors were awful and its embarassing when you are the only one laughing.

Answer 1

In youth court
representing work
our admin girl said she thought she'd copped off with the defendant!!!!

There's been many other times in court, but its by far the worst place I've had them (one was when a kid told the judge to go f**K himself - I laughed in pure shock!)

oh yeah
and on a residential with a group of kids once - we were playing 'revel roulette' with a confiscated bag of revels, my mate ate a coffee one just as the kid came in saying his room mate told him we'd hidden his sweets, she was gagging and waiting to spit the whole time we were talking to him.

and one time in high school my mate was banging her calculator on the desk in science cos it was running low on batteries
my science teacher shouted, "do I bang you on the desk when you don't work??"

I got kicked out of the room with my tie in my mouth for that one!

EDIT
eventually but I was doubly vilified for my dirty mind!

EDIT
lol chazwhite
my little bro on a trip to the kennedy space centre we sat behind a chinese family and he aged about 5 started singing we are chi-a-nese if you please, like si-am-ese out of lady and the tramp
oh how we laughed (but were mortified too!)

Answer 2

I was doing some work for a family which meant spending huge amounts of time around them. The mother and the two little boys were lovely, but the old grandad used to come round most afternoons, and generally make a nuisance of himself. Telling me I wasn't doing this right, had I measured such and such correctly, what about this, had I done that ... it got very tiring.
He was also very very harsh on the children. His daughter said it was because her husband was away working and her dad evidently felt he was the 'head of the house' even though she seemed to be doing an admirable job.
He just found fault with everything the kids did and quite often the older one, who seemed very sensitive to his criticism would end up in tears and then get a sharp reply about 'sissies crying'
One afternoon, they were refusing to eat their meal, I think they were excited about their dad coming home the next day, and the grandad was doing his usual 'no-one leaves the table until you eat every last mouthful' 'you will eat this even if it's served up for breakfast'
Anyway his daughter called him to say he had a phone call, and while he was busy with that, the youngest boy was messing about with the salt and pepper shakers.
The older one was trying hard to eat his meal but I could see he was feeling upset. The old git came back, sat down, shook salt all over his dinner and the top fell off covering everything in salt.
I turned my back and carried on trying to take the measurements and write them all down, although by this time I was almost shaking with laughter.
The little boy said in a loud voice 'you must eat all that grandad, or you'll have it for breakfast' The mum came in with a cup of tea, and the little one said 'Mum look grandad's not eating his dinner' and because she hadn't been in the room she had no idea what was going on, so she delievered a lecture to him about practising what he preached and upsetting the boys when he was doing the same thing' For once he was shocked into silence, and I had to leave the room and go outside to compose myself, I laughed so much my head ached that day.

Answer 3

I Just recently got a part-time job at Wal-Mart and we had to get some computerized training. We had to sit at one of a room full of computers and look at the training video while listening to the audio by headphones. One of the training videos train you on what to do if a customer slips down while walking through a spill on the floor. I guess they had either actors or Wal-Mart employees pretending to be customers on the video. So, I am sitting there in a room full of new hires with my headphones on trying to concentrate on everything so I can pass the post quiz when the video ended. Along comes the customer on the video, while talking on a cell phone and the customer slips on a wet spot on the floor. This would have otherwise not been funny, except that the fall was so fake, you couldn't help but laugh. I was laughing out loud and people began staring at me and you could see they were wondering what video I was watching. I must have rewind that video a hundred times.

Answer 4

At the Easter vigil service when i was 10...
Remember it vividly 'cos it was so funny.
My cousins & i sat in the front row of a huge congregation for the annual midnight Easter vigil.
My cousin Deanne got the hiccoughs & couldn't stop.
It set me off & since my giggling is infectious & little sister started too & we had the Parish Priest glaring down at us, the Choir Master (my Dad) fuming and my Mum grinning away at the joke of it all, which made it funnier...
The hiccoughs didn't stop & neither did we, till the end of the sermon when we were herded out & scolded sharply.

Answer 5

Mine was a few years ago, at my granny's funeral. My cousin and I were standing outside the crematorium waiting on our parents. I then saw the hearse coming along the road, I turned to my cousin and said "Oh look here comes granny" Well the look I got from her I thought I would die. I didn't mean how it sounded but I burst out laughing....tears were streaming down my face and my sides ached. I thought my mum was gonna kill me too. I was taken into the toilet by my mum to calm down, which did not happen, then as I was trying to stop laughing my granny's sister came out of a cubical and I started laughing all over again. I don't know how I survived that one but I'm telling you I don't want to get slapped by my mum again.It hurt like hell, but I still chuckled about what I said.

Answer 6

At my Grandads funeral.
We had a vicar with a funny voice and a wobbly head.
My brother and I could not look at each other...I could feel the inappropriate laughter bubbling up and I knew if I caught his eye, I'd lose it.
All the way back home in the Hearse we were absolutely rocking with laughter......which I know my Grandad would have approved of lol.

Answer 7

me and my sister at the funeral of our step father. his second wife (his first was my mum, already dead) . so his second wife got hysterical and a funeral director trying to calm her, sat her on an old dustbin. me and my sister were hoping she would fall in the bin and the dreaded laughter started. we were in fits of laughing. it was the funniest funeral ever. another one which wasnt me. a student that works with me sometimes , didnt show up for work. i sent him a text. i just said " lazy phucker" with an F of course. he was in a university lecture when he read it. he showed it to his friend then they collapsed in hysterical laughter. the harder they tried not to laugh the worse it got the lecturer demanded to know what was so funny about his lecture and my friend bless him was totally wrecked and couldnt listen to the lecture and had to leave .

edit. its strange that funerals are funniest. i think tears and laughter are the same emotion. doh. well i know what i mean. at my uncles funeral me my sister and brother were not sure if we were at the right funeral. busy crematorium place. there was several coffins there, so my brother said. well open a box. we didnt look in a box but again me and my sister struggled with the manic uncontrollable laughterand once its there bubbling away its very hard to stop it

bloody hell lexy ..you ve got me going now. i used to have schoolteacher boyfriend with a yacht. moored at the quayside one day a jet skier was almost ramming the yacht. big bf leans over the side to fend off the jetskier. jet skier revved up and took off. bf was left unbalanced and went in the water. it was dangerous water .he was saved by another yachtsman but it was a real difficult rescue. any way when he was dragged back onto the boat with ropes etc ,,, he still had his ciggy in his mouth. well only the tip. i started laughing after he was rescued and dumped back into his yacht. and i didnt stop laughing for three weeks. in a restaurant later that day he said,, "did i look funny when they dragged me out?" i totally lost control. to this day it was the funniest thing ever. can you imagine being nearly squashed by a jet ski and 2 yachts but you still have your ciggy?

Answer 8

mine was at the dinner table with my very strict Catholic parents. My 15 yr old brother at the time said the f word and my parents didn't notice, but I sure did and was trying to smother giggles for about 15 mins is was hilarious as my folks kept asking what I found so funny, well that made me laugh all the more!

Answer 9

just a few months ago in class while our lecturer was talking about the pelvic girdle, the word girdle just got me laughing i don't know why, i laughed that much that i had tears in my eyes, no-one else got the joke it was just the word girdle sounded so silly. i can be very immature for a 38yr old at times.

Answer 10

at work this awful woman reminded me and my friend of mrs bucket
she was so ridiculous , she really should have her own tv show we, howled laughing and got reported to my manager
i laughed all the way home on the bus , i got some strange looks becuase i was on my own
i still chuckle when i think of it now and it was about 7 years ago