Can you write a story using these Garth Brooks titles?

Question

(1) Ain't Goin' Down Till The Sun Comes Up
(2) I've Got A Good Thing Going
(3) If Tomorrow Never Comes
(4) She's Every Woman
(5) Everytime That It Rains
(6) Alabama Clay
(7) Standing Outside The Fire
(8) Cowboy Bill
(9) Nobody Gets Off In This Town
(10) I Know One

Try to use at least 6. Kudos to those who can incorporate more, or even all 10!!!

Answer 1

The Saga of Cowboy Bill

“Alabama Clay is the name of the woman I love,” said Cowboy Bill. “She’s every woman in the world all rolled into one sweet package. By that, I mean just the good parts! Yep, I’ve got a good thing going with Alabama.”

“I know one thing,” Cowboy Bill thought to himself, "Nobody gets off in this town without spending at least one night in jail. Sheriff Winger would just as soon arrest you as look at you. Don’t matter none if you are guilty. He just makes up the charges as he goes along. He’s one mean SOB. Seems he gets nastier with the full moon or changes in the weather. I can just about plan on getting arrested every time that it rains.”

What really pushed me over the edge with Sheriff Winger was when he took a shine to Alabama. Just because he wears a star doesn’t mean he can have everything he wants.

“Can you blame me for getting so mad at Sheriff Winger that I set the jail on fire?” Cowboy Bill asked. “He caught me standing outside the fire with the gasoline can still in my hand. My biggest mistake was that I didn’t make sure Sheriff Winger was inside the building before I lit the match. Unfortunately, there was one jail cell that didn’t burn --
"with my name on it.”

Alabama came by to see me that evening, with news that some of the folks in town were planning on getting up a necktie party for me at dawn. I told Alabama that “even if tomorrow never comes for me, I would always love her. Since I ain’t goin’ down till the sun comes up, I remain optimistic. After all, miracles do happen.”
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Answer 2

"Cowboy Bill," she said as we began The Dance on the slick Alabama Clay in the yard, "Nobody Gets Off In This Town."

Everytime That It Rains, we have this argument.

"I Know One nearby that we could go to," I replied.

I've Got a Good Thing Going, so I keep my tone light as the Thunder Rolls over the hills.

The raindrops fall a little faster now, but we don't run inside. We're content just Standing Outside The Fire.

Her eyes glint wickedly. For a moment, She's Every Woman who ever shot me down.

"You know I Ain't Goin' Down Till the Sun Comes Up," she says sweetly.

If Tomorrow Never Comes, that could be frustrating.

Answer 3

"Alabama Clay" met "Cowboy Bill," for a show down to fight over Sally. Clay said "Shes Every Woman," and I "Ain't Goin' Down Till The Sun Comes Up." Bill said "If Tomorrow Never Comes," tell Sally that I think of her "Everytime That It Rains." Clay said to Bill, "You can have Sally, 'I've Got a Good Thing Going' with Mary."

Answer 4

Even "if tomorrow never comes", "I've got a good thing going"on. My wife is my best friend, "she's every woman to me". Now.... "everytime that it rains", I go see "Cowboy Bill".
I'll go today, but "I ain't goin' til the sun goes down". "I know one" thing, "Nobody gets off in this town." They don't like the "Alabama clay". Well, showed up at Bill's. His house was burning but he was "standing outside the fire."

Answer 5

"COWBOY BILL" "STANDING OUTSIDE THE FIRE" ON THE "ALABAMA CLAY" SAID, "I KNOW ONE" WOMAN, "SHE'S EVERY WOMAN" ROLLED INTO ONE & I MISS HER "EVERYTIME IT RAINS."
"IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES" I'LL DIE HAPPY, BECAUSE "I'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING." IT MAY BE TRUE, "NOBODY GETS OFF IN THIS TOWN," BUT I ONCE HAD LOVE & " I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN TILL THE SUN COMES UP!"

Answer 6

When the sun came up that day he ran in and was estactic saying "I'm Going down today!" -- I questioned him "What do you mean?" He replied " Remember I said I ain't going down till the sun comes up?" "Yes" I replied. "Well" he said, "Everytime that it rains nobody gets off in this town" -- I stood there confused. "What do you mean?" I asked him, standing outside in the fire. "Cowboy Bill is coming" He said. I began to feel very hot, and my skin was burning..." I am still not following you" I replied.
"You know" he said, "Alabama Clay?" --He looked rather excited for some reason. But I stood there puzzled, still on fire wondering if anyone was going to do anything....
"If tomorrow never comes, I'll still know that she's every woman" He said. I just became annoyed with his nonsense and screamed "SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT!" It was silent for a moment.....And He said "I know one..." he paused then continued "I have definately got a good thing going" --"What!?" I replied angrily. "You are drunk!" I said again.
Then I noticed him take another drink of that whiskey in his hand.
"Yeee Haaw!" He shouted..."Whoa, you don't look so good" he said staring at me for the first time. "Ya think? I need someone to put me out!" I said still on fire and wondering why I have not passed out from the pain.....He paused and took a look at his bottle "Oh, well sure!" as he started to pour the whiskey over me I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
The end.
(Yeah lame, but hey, I have not written a story since highschool!)

LOL ok I just noticed the line was "Standing outside THE fire" not "IN The fire" hahahahaha- ok so this definately makes my story different. LOL