2007-08-30 08:00:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
if Jesus was alive there wouldnt have been a president bush.
2007-08-30 08:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by TFB 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If Jesus were alive today, he'd never stop throwing up. Bush is probably pretty low on the list of things that would cause all the vomit. I'd guess televangelism would be at the top.
2007-08-30 08:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus were alive today we wouldn't even notice, And if his miracles were brought to our attention we'd sic the media on him and chase him into the wilderness where he would weep at how petulant and fearfull we have become.Then he would gather new disciples and preach THE TRUTH...
2007-08-30 08:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Raymond C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO!
But He would renounce Bush a lot LESS than he would ANY of those put up as a candidate by the Democrats. That includes Gore and Kerry.
2007-08-30 08:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by Philip H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's that old saying? "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven."
I believe it easier to find a needle in a 6,343,673 acre hay-field than for the Georges Bush to be admitted to God's eternal Kingdom.
2007-08-30 08:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by S D Modiano 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but for those who believe in Jesus, He *is* alive today.
And since one of Jesus' admonishments is to not judge others, and since I would blaspheme myself to speak in His place, that is between Him and Bush.
2007-08-30 08:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no since Jesus was jewish he would be pissed that a bunch of good ol' boys are running around worshiping a middle eastern religion.
the only difference is the color of the hair towels.
weird really. why are a bunch of good ol boys running arond worshipping a middle eastern religion?
2007-08-30 08:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would vote for Kucinich.
2007-08-30 08:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would have had his lethal injection in Texas.
2007-08-30 08:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Only if he had a fine tooth comb to look for it....
2007-08-30 08:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋