A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the
patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
2007-08-30 07:38:59 · 24 answers · asked by Luvatlanta 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't understand how he had a girlfriend AND a wife with such a little pecker.
Maybe he had really big fingers.
on the bright side, i have a new idea for a place to keep my watch when I play golf.
2007-08-30 08:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
3, 2 and then 1 in that order.
2007-08-30 14:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shame of having all your friend find out a wedding ring fits there when they read about it in the paper.
2007-08-31 12:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Quix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure about this one, definately not 1) I shouldn't think he'd be bothered that his girlfriend found out he was married with all his other problems, 2) well we all know men do some very strange things with their willy's, probably wouldn't be that shocking, and 3) the guy could have really fat fingers, but hey probbly not that fat!
2007-08-30 14:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think it is a tie between 2 and 3. Both are pretty painful to deal with LOL. The girlfriend I wouldn't worry about. She isn't the main one who needs to be dealt with.
2007-08-30 14:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
2007-08-30 14:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by smiley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#3
2007-08-30 14:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Pages 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty messed up. I'd say that number 3 is the worst. Funny stuff.
2007-08-30 14:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by I am T-bag's b itch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst part is trying to get the vaseline out of the sheets.
2007-08-30 21:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say the question is the worse. Sorry, but there are 12 & 9 year olds who read this stuff. Report me if you want, but there is a limit to what should be allowed on here.
2007-08-30 15:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by The Count 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋