Star if you liked it
A young bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg.
"Anything I can do for you, mate?" he asks.
"My feet are freezing cold, mate," his friend replies. "Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please?"
The bloke goes upstairs and finds his mate's gorgeous, eighteen-year-old identical twin sisters in the bedroom, stark bollock naked.
"Hi, girls," he says, looking them up and down appraisingly. "It's your lucky day."
"Watcha mean?" said the first daughter, hurriedly slipping into a black, lace thong and bra while her sister covered herself with a towel.
"Your brother sent me up here to shag the ars* off you," said the bloke.
The first sister says, "F*ck off! He never did."
"He did too," replies the young fella, unzipping his trousers.
"No he never," said the second sister, clutching the towel tightly to her heaving breasts.
"Oh yes he did," insisted the bloke, "want me to prove it?"
"Go on then," taunted the first sister, staring boldly at him.
"Both of them?" the young fella yells down the stairs.
His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them! They're a pair aren't they?"
2007-08-30 07:17:29 · 39 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahahahahahaha!
2007-08-30 07:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 and have a star x
2007-08-30 07:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Magster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-03 22:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10.
2007-08-30 07:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-03 09:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by louise k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one audacious bloke,I wish I had his sense of place and time.It is easy to star that one.I would give it a 9/10.
2007-09-05 07:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by Den 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did her remember to take the slippers down with him, or he might have to go back up and do it all over again.
2007-09-05 15:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by tr1gger123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!
2007-09-06 20:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, V Funny
2007-09-05 07:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by njn001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Not funny
2007-09-04 08:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, yeah. that's funny. Not hysterically funny though. Just funny.
2007-08-30 07:25:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋