My pet midget Greg
hates my poetry and begged,
"Stop it or i'll poke you with this peg!"
and i said, "Greg that's my keg!"
and he said, "oh, i thought it was a peg"
Greg became furious
while i eat my steak so delicious
then he said,"hey Mek, i went to college"
so i asked, "can you define 'knowledge'?"
and he said,"umm...i think i left it at home by the ledge"
and i got confused again
as he scraches his pen
so i asked, "why do you scratch Greg?"
and he said, "i think i have scabies on my peg"
so i distanced myself from Greg
and said,"Greg those are grass, none a peg"
he looked upon his peg & cried & begged
"please tell no one, i'll even buy you a keg!"
and i said, "thanks Greg, but i have alot of keg!"
he cried and clung again onto my hairy leg
"please Mek, don't tell them about my peg"
and i answered, "i won't Greg!"
"...but please treat your scabies on your so-called peg!"
2007-08-30 06:12:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mek, I hate to say it *sigh* but buddy, I think it's time greg went away to a farm somewhere. It wouldn't be so bad if he just didn't go around trying to poke everyone with his peg.
2007-08-30 06:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Mek I think you need a lie down, your long questions are wearing your avatar down to skin and bone. Or just bone.
2007-08-30 12:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kev E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enough with your pet!
I bet... you can bet
it's easy to get
a nice midget set
right from the vet
either dry or in whiskey wet.
Come fly with my jet!
2007-08-30 07:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hot man who writes poetry, now that turns me on.
2007-08-31 00:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Starr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who?
2016-04-02 07:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you checked his beer and jack daniels bowl it could be dry...you know how pets can get if they don't get enough of the two vitals...
2007-08-30 08:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol...what type of pet is it..let me guess a midget stripper
2007-08-30 06:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. you have a silly pet, did you put him to work yet?
2007-08-30 06:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by KISS MY neice33 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gr8 poetry !
i wish i was that good.
2007-08-30 16:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Riya- the li'l imp 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm?
2007-08-30 06:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋