æ Can you fill in the blanks with some amusing thoughts?

Question

1. If you could read my mind you would _________.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from _________
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, _________.
4. A movie about my life would be called ________.
5. The last time I was this frightened was ___________.

Answer 1

1. If you could read my mind you would PROBABLY WONDER HOW MANY PERSONALITIES I HAVE.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from THE MINDLESS RAVINGS OF THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES.
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, "I SHOULD'VE HAD A V8!".
4. A movie about my life would be called THE BIGGEST WASTE OF FILMMAKING SKILLS SINCE GIGLI.
5. The last time I was this frightened was WHEN I RAN OUT OF TRICK OR TREAT CANDY JUST BEFORE THE FOOTBALL TEAM SHOWED UP ON MY FRONT DOORSTEP.

Answer 2

1. If you could read my mind would you turn the page?
2. Let me be your hero and save you from yourself.
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, does he/she have insurance?
4. A movie about my life would be called Outrageous Fortune
5. The last time I was this frightened was when some cats were in heat in my yard but I thought they were being attacked by an alligator

Answer 3

1) If you could read my mind you would know where I'm coming from, maybe.
2) Let me be your hero and save you from eating that Submarine sandwhich.
3) The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, " drats, I took out the wrong part again."
4) A movie about my life would be called, "That Really Happened.
5) The last time I was this frightened was when I saw you in that green dress.

Answer 4

1. If you could read my mind you would ... be a mind-reader.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from ... that jelly dough nut
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, ... you guys smell that too?
4. A movie about my life would be called ... a biography
5. The last time I was this frightened was ... no wait! I've never been this frightened!

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Answer 5

1. If you could read my mind you would never speak to me again.

2. Let me be your hero and save you from the One eyed, one horned, flying purlpe people eater.

3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, "If I only had a brain"

4. A movie about my life would be called a box office hit!

5. The last time I was this frightened was when I was sitting on my tuffet, minding my own business, when along came a spider.

Answer 6

1. If you could read my mind you would cry.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from eating that last bite of cookie dough blast.
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, I saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
4. A movie about my life would be called "Huh?".
5. The last time I was this frightened was when the neighbor next door had a mechanical bull in his drive way.

Answer 7

1. If you could read my mind you would " be very confused."
2. Let me be your hero and save you from " the little purple beings and their large scaly counterparts."
3.The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, "My god, where's all this green ooze coming from...?"
4. A movie about my life would be called, "ON A CLEAR DAY, YOU CAN SEE FOREVER"
5.The last day I was this frightened was, "the day I saw the fire tornado in a dream."

Answer 8

1. If you could read my mind you would ____know more than I do_____.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from _____fat and wrinkles____
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, ___I could've had a V-8___.
4. A movie about my life would be called ___Much Ado About Nothing_____.
5. The last time I was this frightened was __watching my baby go tp sleep when he had anesthesia__. [OK that one was serious]

Answer 9

1. If you could read my mind you would please share my umbrella.
2. Let me be your hero and save you from raindrops, so many raindrops.
3. The doctor stopped in the middle of the operation and said, "please share my umbrella."
4. A movie about my life would be called "Under my umbrella."
5. The last time I was this frightened was under my umbrella.

Answer 10

1. "open the screw top and make sure that the container wasn't completely empty."
2. "all the things that I could never do, thereby assuring our existence together in mediocrity."
3. "I should have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!"
4. "Pandora's Box in 2 Hours."
5. "when the crackheads carjacked me at gunpoint."