Can Liberals be right some of the time?

Question

I offer as evidence

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the
subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the
dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone
to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
moaning.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Henry, haven't you noticed all the hand wringing, the pissing and moaning that is characteristic of most Liberals?

Answer 1

Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day...so yes, liberals can be right sometimes...but by no choice of their own. It usually happens by accident.

Answer 2

LOL this was GREAT! I do think liberals have some great ideas sometimes but, their emotions get in the way of sound logic too often. Government does not run on good intentions or emotion. It runs by eating our money and it seems like liberals want to throw more money at the government to save everybody. There is only one thing that is going to save everybody. Faith.

Answer 3

It wasn't liberals that voted for Bush, the Worst President in US history.
It wasn't a liberal VP that shot his buddy in the face. Yeah buddy that dawg don't hunt.
Wake up.

Answer 4

I am right in my opinion in many of my views....in your opinion my views would probably not be right. It is all a matter of perspective. I probably think your views are wrong.

Answer 5

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Answer 6

The only time liberals are wrong is when the time comes for them to call you right-wingers the lying, hypocritical, warmongering, bigoted fascists you are... and then they don't. This means you, Al Gore and John Kerry.

Answer 7

the more educated you get, the more liberal you get. so i;m sure. but, at least liberals admit mistake, and wrong doing. can republicans do that? even gay republicans don't admit their gay.

Answer 8

so do we have to tie them to telephone poles? would that cause a power shortage?

Answer 9

OMG that's too funny.

Answer 10

Now thats funny!