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2007-08-30 03:47:02 · 6 answers · asked by tt 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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They want a man with lots of money to support them, good looks so they can show off to their friends, a big d*** so they get good sex, and a lot of patience to put up with their sh*t!!!

2007-08-30 06:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by mikey_fiveoh 3 · 0 0

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' God said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It would nearly exhaust several natural resources unless I just make giant pillars of rock come up out of the ocean floor. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'OK God, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries at the littlest thing, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy' ..
God replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

2007-08-30 11:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jabberwock 5 · 1 0

They want to make you wait several years before having sex while screwing around with other guys, then get married with you, give it to you maybe once or twice, then cheat on a hot guy behind your back, preferably of another race, have his baby, divorce you and take from you in court everything you own including your house and dump you on the street peniless and force you to pay ALL your earnings on child-support for the next 18 years for a child that isn't yours or otherwise get you convicted of bogus spousal rape charges and put you away behind bars for decades where you'll experience every day actual rape firsthand.

2007-08-30 11:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is no WAY I could tell you what three billion people want! But I am assuming you mean in a relationship, so it sums up to:

* someone who treats them with respect
* someone who takes responsibilty for his actions and plans ahead
* someone who they can rely on and talk to
* someone who is intelligent, yet sensitive
* someone they can cuddle up to

Hope this is a good start for you.

2007-08-30 10:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

To be in charge of their own lives.

2007-08-30 11:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by snack_daddy10 6 · 0 0

to be cherished and to feel like a princess:)

2007-08-30 10:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by *coral* 3 · 0 0

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