Ideas wanted for sweatshirt???

Question

Field : Mechanical Engineering
But any attitude, insulting punchlines are invited.....

Answer 1

1. I'm confused, no wait, maybe I'm not
2. Despite the look on my face, you're still talking
3. Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem
4. I see dumb people
5. Here I am, now what are your other two wishes
6. I am not fluent in idot, so please speak clearly and fluently
7. My parents said I can be anything, so I became an asshole
8. 333 I am only half evil
9. If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
10. to err is human, to blame someone else shows management potential
11. Some days it's not even worht chewing through the restraints
12. Remember you're unique like everyone else
13. Who are you and why are you reading my shirt
14. Work harder, millions on wellfare depend on it.

Answer 2

"Your London London bridge won't wanna go down."

Haha, sorry, I don't know...it's the best I could think of...