2007-08-30 03:10:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
2007-08-30 03:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Do you know Jack Mehoff?
2007-08-30 03:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup! Just like I know a hole in the ground... Or is that my @ss? I can't tell.
2007-08-30 03:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i know jack schitt...yeah im dumb :( but wow we should go out shopping sometime :)
2007-08-30 04:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah hes my brother
2007-08-30 09:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never met him......would like to.
2007-08-30 03:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea he is mike hunts cousin...
2007-08-30 03:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-30 03:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋