A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.
Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. ''Why are you standing in line, dear?'' she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. ''Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself,'' said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, ''Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?''
Grandma replied, ''Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!''
2007-08-30 02:47:43 · 26 answers · asked by sarah 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was a good one. i'll give u a star.
2007-08-30 02:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG I have to agree, kids have so much to say, even when they don't exactly get it, and I know God will forgive Zach. I borrowed this from an excerpt from mail she sent, and I know it's not related but had to share it. A child perceives so deeply even in the most simple senses. 'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.' Bobby - age 7
2016-05-17 06:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma sounds like the best of the lot. Just have to keep your eyes closed. LMAO.
2007-08-30 04:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-08-30 03:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by pinky112203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats the goods!
2007-08-30 03:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by ktychaos13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michelle, A good joke, I like it, as long as it's a joke. I still have my teeth, my friend! Wish you a very good day and thanks! Your friend Jimmy.
2007-08-30 03:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! that made me laugh 10/10 and a star
thanks for the laugh.!!
2007-08-30 02:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny Michelle hahahaha keep them up there good.
2007-08-30 03:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He very funny still chuckling now!!
2007-08-30 02:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao xx
between you and me, i know where you got it from lol xx
2007-08-30 04:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋