My Islamic hamster died this week. I didn't know how she wanted to be burried, so I put her in a box and paid some teenagers to carry her around the block shouting 'Death to Infidels'. Did I do good?
2007-08-30 02:10:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I laughed so hard I think I peed, a little.
2007-08-30 02:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Starr 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You need to entomb her in a small Pringles individual serving container. Then, build and 12' X 12' pyramid over the top of her using only chicken Mcnuggets containers. Like they did in Egypt, just don't waste 4000 years doing it.
2007-08-30 02:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You just forgot 1 thing. You should of had the kids going around the block in a giant wheel
2007-08-30 02:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sorry for your lost, but I think that was a start .
I had to do that for my girl's bunny , I just put it in a hole , and we said some happy things about the bunny, remember to say something nice about the hamster!
Sorry for your lost =[
2007-08-30 02:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bury it in an empty Whitman's Sampler chocolate box under a foot of soil, and make sure the little coffin is facing Mecca? (Use GPS?)
2007-08-30 02:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he would have preferred to go out with a bomb strapped to himself while taking out a guinea pig ranch, so he could get all those hamster virgins... but this was probably his Plan B.
Sorry for your loss.
2007-08-30 02:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You got robbed ! The teenagers around here would do that for free just to pi** their parents off food dude.
2007-08-30 02:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perfect! Next, give the kids machine guns and black scarves the post-burial target practice in the nearest mosque.
2007-08-30 02:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a great send off. Hope she is in hamster heaven.
2007-08-30 02:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by barbwire 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You did the right thing. Who could ask for a better burial.
2007-08-30 02:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the after party did you roast a lamb? That's usually how they end the whole shindig.
2007-08-30 02:15:13 · answer #11 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋