Some of you already know one of my husbands hobbies is to emabarrass me!
He did it again. We've just been to the surgery for his blood test, he couldn't wait to get that over with cos he couldn't eat for the previous 12 hours.
So the nurse is preparing the vials for the blood, and she says to him. " Now you have fasted over night haven't you?"
His reply was, " Certainly not! I've never farted in my life!"
omg! I looked at the nurse's face with horror , and she burst into such laughter she had to wait to take his blood! lol
Are you smiling now?
2007-08-30 00:13:24 · 39 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I don't need to loosen up. lol. I love his sense of humour and luckily so do most people! x
2007-08-30 00:23:00 · update #1
Love his sense of humor--my x had one too. I had to have some major surgery and go in early so I could be 'drawn' on. Well while I was sleeping he drew a blue smiley face on my right cheek--I didn't know it and when I was being moved onto the surgery table everyone started cracking up--I got rolled around alot so people could see my smiley butt.
2007-08-30 05:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes well she does all the time, still for better or for worse I suppose, I don't let her out on her own a lot, only to do the shopping, must admit shes quite good at that, just so long as I watch what she spends. She retires in a month or two It will be nice to have her home with me, then she can really get stuck into the washing and cleaning whilst I, am at the pub. I think the extra time together will really strengthen our relationship.
2007-08-30 00:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not yet, but it's only 6:45 AM Thursday. Hubby does that type of thing all the time! I've gotten to where if I sense something is coming, I kind of hang back to make it look like I'm not really with him, just in case. LOL! But he has a similar sense of humor and it either cracks somebody up, or they get the strangest look on their face, which cracks me up.
2007-08-30 00:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lady G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nobody has embarrassed me, but I was enrolling my son at college today when this pretty young girl sat also waiting to enroll, with her boyfriend at her side. In front of everybody, he stood in front of her and was shouting 'you are not coming to this place. I've walked round it and its a dump. Its for tramps. I don't want you coming here, get in the car. .....' and so he went on and on, shouting at her for every little thing. Then got up and threw her documents all over the place and left her to pick them off the floor. What a complete ****! More to the point he was some skinny little geek with earrings, greasy hair, a cap and dirty clothes with a big hole in his knee. I felt like putting a baseball bat right between his legs. Poor girl. Made me want to take her home and give her a good talking to for putting up with it.
2007-08-30 03:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by lilmissdisorganised 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son's dogs have been staying with us for several weeks and this morning my neighbour came round to ask me to take in a parcel for her, to my embarrassment when I opened the front door there was a little doggie present on the doormat.They've never done that before.
2007-08-30 07:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Sylvia, i love madness like that. I have not had a chance to be embarrassed today . my dog and i are home alone and have just been popping in and out of the garden. I don`t this has much to do with your question. missed out think. soory. there i have embarrassed myself. Only joking it matters not if we make mistakes.
2007-08-30 01:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not yet. But I'm getting ready to go out and tackle more yardwork which for some reason the birds find immensely funny. That ought to do it.
2007-08-30 10:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, someone did embarrass me but not with laughter. You have a "treasure" there lady. Humor and a positive attitude will keep us all healthier and happier and better people to be around, just because the calender tells us one thing we don't have to act it. God gave me my sense of humor and I plan to keep it!!
2007-08-30 00:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Conrey 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suspect you and your husband have a very good time in life...more power to you. As for me, no one has had time to try it yet, but the day has just started...there is never a day when someone doesn't do something like this to me...makes life interesting, doesn't it.????
2007-08-30 05:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the pleasure of a husband. Mine has a thing about unusual cars if he sees one parked he will go and have a good look at it. the owner probably think he wants to steal it
2007-08-30 02:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋