Ladies, fun question, what would you do and say...?

Question

If your abusive ex was suddenly two inches tall and running across your bedroom floor, as you were sitting on your bed! What would you do and say?

Answer 1

It would be payback time. I'd abuse him for abusing me when he was human size!

I'd pick him up and pull his hair until he screamed and begged for mercy then I'd dig my nails into him, rip out his heart and ask, "Remember when you ripped out mine?"

:)

xxx.

Answer 2

I would step firmly down upon him until his bones broke under the force. I would then slide my foot across the floor, smearing his body all over the place.

Answer 3

train my puppy to chase him around until he is so tired he faints. Praise the dog and throw the ex in the trash

Answer 4

I would say to him 'Damn you... Tricking me into thinking you're taller by standing up when I'm sitting on my bed!'

Then I would beat him up... I can and I will... With my martial arts skills...^_^

Answer 5

I would laugh while I first played with him, blocking his path with my foot. Finally, when I got tired, I'd grab my slipper and beat him to death.

Answer 6

i'd make him run around for a while and terrorize him, when i got tired of that throw him in the fireplace and light him on fire.

Answer 7

I would step on him and then I'd apologize and say that I don't know what I was thinking when I did that. Then I'd do it again.

Answer 8

Just flick him out the window. I'll let others do the rest! :D

Answer 9

I'd say kitty come n eat

Answer 10

i was gonna say stamp on him but thats a tad harsh....so i wud scoop him up and keep him in a tank ..................and set him up as a circus freak dress him in a little clowns outfit and get people to come and gawp at him while he performed tricks...............than stamp on him....