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My mom went by the room I was in when I was looking at someone jacking off or something. That was kinda embarrassing but she never said anything, thank goodness!

My brother on the other hand caught me in the act twice:

Once, I was humping the bed, the other time, I was looking at porn on the internet and he walked right in saying, "I need to get on the computer real quick."

It was SO embarrassing both times, but the second time, he got me GOOOOOOOD! =P

2007-08-29 17:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I was never caught in the sense that one of my parents accidentally barged in on me. However, one day when I was 17 I came home and the head of my bed was nearly a foot away from the wall. I figured my mother had moved it while cleaning, so I started to push the bed back. My father was passing by and he stopped me, saying, "Oh, let's just leave it where it's at. The headboard is banging the wall at night." No recriminations, just a simple request.

It's taken me 25 years to start practicing his excellent level of casual diplomacy in everyday life. :-)

2007-08-30 00:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1 0

No-but at age 11 or 12 my mom find out I was jerking off in the tub-(my most embarrassing moment at the time)

2007-08-30 00:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1 0

Nope but my man did come home early one time and caught me. My toy was plugged in and he could see the cord leading up to the bed. It was funny.

2007-08-30 00:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 2 0

If you've never been caught you haven't been doing it enough...bet if you asked the question "has anyone ever been caught having sex with another person, everyone would say 'yes'"...nes pas?

2007-08-30 00:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kinda, almost. I was 12 and I just never wanna think about it again.

2007-08-30 01:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Almost, my mom looked over the top of her book and I moved very quickly. I think she knew though.

2007-08-30 00:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by bigjohn B 7 · 3 0

No, I'm pretty slick about it. Is George Castanza in the room?

2007-08-30 00:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jim R 2 · 0 1

Yes, my mom caught me touching my feet once, it was ackward.

2007-08-30 00:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

lol well, they walked in the room, but I hope to god they didn't figure out what I was doing

2007-08-30 00:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 1 0

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