My husband bought me a mood ring! When I'm happy, it turns GREEN... when I'm p***** off, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead! i deserve a diamond! how can i persuade him>????
2007-08-29 15:14:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sometimes, when womanly charm just isn't enough, fear is a wonderful motivator.
Do you have anything on him. Has he taken any liberties on his tax return? Is he involved in any improprieties at work? Has he wandered to any illegal websites? Surely there must be something. Good luck.
Hope this helps :-)
2007-08-29 16:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There's more important things in life than a diamond and I can see it being along time coming, if you are leaving big red marks on his forehead. I wouldn't buy you any ring if you did that to me, maybe that mood ring is a subtle hint that your moods are on the nose.
2007-08-29 22:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by Live_For_Today 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you leave a big red mark on your husband's forehead... what makes you think you deserve a diamond ring?
2007-08-29 22:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥MiSSY♥♥♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! You're clearly a typical American feminist male-basher who doesn't deserve a man.
The ugly truth is that more than 67% of marriages will end in divorce. 92% of the time it will be initiated by the woman for no other reason than she is “unfulfilled” – oh, and because she gets the kids, the house, at least ½ the assets and most of his future after tax income for the next 18 years. The man will get raked over in family court. He will lose the house. He will see his kids 2 out of 14 days (if the ex doesn't level unsubstantiated "abuse" claims.) He will be forced to hand over 40-50% of his take-home pay. If he loses his job due to illness or downsizing, the State will toss him in jail. While jailed the arrearage will grow and the state will charge interest. The State will revoke his driver's and professional licenses, make him virtually unemployable.
If you were to take up sky-diving, and the instructor informed you that 67% of the parachutes were defective, would you take the plunge?
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2007-08-29 23:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Diamonds are a grils best friend!! Tell him the woman he loves deserves a diamod not a mood ring. Try and make him feel a little guilty about it then maybe he'll give in. Don't be too picky though, when he buys you one don't expect it to be huge.
2007-08-29 22:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by ~{Graciela}~ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tell him the diamond you want and what he should expect should you not get it. Introduce him to Mini FiveFingers and tell him that will be who he must use in the future if you don't get the diamond.
2007-08-29 22:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
keep the ring greener longer honey. All good things come to those who wait.
2007-08-29 22:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Save your breath-once a cheapskate, always a cheapskate.
2007-08-30 02:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by MAK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him how you feel and he probably will. Men meed reminding sometimes. Good luck.
2007-08-30 03:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're nasty..you want to much my female friend..maybe i should come up there and turn you over my knee and give you a good spanking...uh ho...i think i'm getting an erection..beam me up rubbermaid
2007-08-29 22:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by eb_guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋