Monkey see, monkey do.
But I don't have a monkey - so who can I learn my new tricks from?
2007-08-29 14:27:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Temptress - I am listening....
2007-08-30 02:13:42 · update #1
Vixen - where do I put this $5 bill?
2007-08-30 02:14:34 · update #2
That is a problem. What with the urbanization of the country and the restrictions and availability of monkeys, many people have simply stopped learning new tricks. Sad, but true.
However, we at the Human/Animal Interaction Assoc. offer many other options.
For our more agile customers, we offer a several day course of watching ants. We do limit it to the more younger client due to the hours spent on their knees. There are many tricks to be learned from the ant, but space doesn't permit me to go into detail.
For our elder clientele, fish watching is quite popular. While it can be argued that there is not much to learn from a fish, they do enjoy the calming effects.
Our avian program, one of our more popular ones, had to be discontinued due to many of our clients learning, or so they thought, the art and techniques of flying. It could be said that they did learn new tricks, however when tried they simply had not learned enough of them. The gruesome results need not be elaborated.
New programs are being developed weekly. Feel free to check our web site for updates.
2007-08-30 00:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know you can't teach an old wolf new tricks?
But you can always try a spell checker & see what it suggests for your question:
"But I don't have money" or (I love that one) "donkey pee, donkey poo"
It adds a new dimension to life. It really does.
And if that's not enough, you can still join the above for fish & ant watching...
;)
Anna
2007-08-30 15:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by *W*anna.sambuco*P* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
learn from my socktopus ways. it's much better than any monkey can teach you
2007-08-29 22:05:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely get a puppy and learn new tricks from him !!
Ahhhhhh,,,,,,,little puppy dog eyes !! Best trick of all !!
2007-08-29 23:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ted the barber
2007-08-29 21:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well a dog, but not an old one because you can't teach an old dog new tricks....
2007-08-29 21:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude it doesn't take much to learn how to throw poo at people,
I can show you if you want
2007-08-29 21:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've got some tricks you can learn. lol ;-)
2007-08-29 21:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
dramaqueen and i both have nice monkeys!
2007-08-29 22:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...ask yourself, "Are you an old wolf?" You know the rest... LOL.
2007-08-29 21:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by NY PTK 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋