Could someone tell me where to apply to be a LIB BASHER on YA. There seems to be a group that comes out ....?

Question

everytime one of the repubs gets in trouble and i'd just like to know how much you make and who you work for so I can get my fair share.

netjr - you mean if it's on the RIGHT bring knee pads don't you? Or have you not been listening to the news the past year?

tent(whoever) was craig thinking rationally when he was tapping his foot in that bathroom stall?

Answer 1

I don't think you have to apply, it is just a matter of selecting a question and then start flapping your lips. Don't worry if any of what comes out makes sense, just keep them flapping!

Good luck!

Answer 2

Actually, it isn't listed under "Lib Basher".

It's under "Political Bigots". It's an equal opportunity employer. Plenty of work. The only requirements are that you:

1) Have not forgotten the necessary schoolyard tactic of calling people names rather than referring to their behavior.
2) Know how to be creative in making or spreading rumors, particularly unfounded ones, and short of that be able to insinuate easily.
3) That you not have learned the basic value of "Innocent until proved guilty" when it comes to our elected officials or the newest targets of the group, Republican, Democratic, or whatever.
4) That you understand that sedition is no longer illegal and therefore think that it must therefore be respectable and acceptable, even patriotic!
5) That you put your country as a low priority compared to important things, such as your own ideology, whatever that is.
6) That you be capable of the difficult and taxing skill of hating half the country.

You seem to have already joined.

May I offer an alternative?

Patriot. Real one. Democratic or Republican. America first. Brakes or gas are needed, regardless of what direction we are headed. We need both.

We don't need more political bigots, regardless of what excuse the give (such as "they started it first!").

Silly.

Oh, by the way: I'm a democrat.

You have free speech. So do they. All of you should use it (even if the only way you have to express yourself is in political bigotry - we need examples of that to teach our children about it).

Answer 3

wow, the repubs are in trouble!!! Some republican I never heard of plead guilty to disorderly conduct. OMG, the republicans are doomed.


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Here is your application to be a lib basher:

1. Do facts and common sense scare you?
If you answered no, then you are hired.

The only pay is the joy in seeing the ignorant bliss of liberals as they bask in their hypocrisy.

Answer 4

If you aren't the kettle calling the pot black
I looked at your questions and they are almost all Republican Bashing
You apply anywhere there is reasoning ability and morals
it is all volunteer on the right side of things

Answer 5

They're here all the time. They bash the President when something else isn't going on. It doesn't take any special training to be a lib hater, just lots of hate.

Answer 6

It actually cycles during the day -- some times of day, you get the people bashing conservatives -- some times of day, you get the people bashing liberals.

But the bashing is common in both directions -- as to payment, I think it's a purely volunteer effect -- like most fanatics.

Answer 7

No application necessary, just need to be able to think rationally - not a problem for most conservatives.

Answer 8

Its completely EQUAL from both sides.. its just that the Libs deserve it more!

Answer 9

There are paid political posters for a variety of organizations, lib, con, commy, neo con, on and on....go to their web sites and apply for an internship....if its on the left bring knee pads.

Answer 10

RNC, minimum wage, no benefits.