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1. I'm too tired to talk
2. Make the world go away
3. I just fell for something and I sure hope it's love
4. I'm getting gray from being blue
5. Going to hell in your heavenly arms
6. Get your tongue outta my mouth cause I'm kissin' you goodbye
7. I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade

2007-08-29 13:00:50 · 2 answers · asked by sarge 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

"You Say It Best When You Say Nothing At All'

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon was relaxing with a beer in the Long Branch. It had been a very long day.
Kitty:"Won't you stay for a private nightcap with me, Matt? For old times sake?" She leaned over, hoping her womanly charms might convince him to stick around.
Matt looked straight ahead......" Sorry, Kitty. Maybe another time."
Kitty: "Well then, would you at least walk me up to my room?" Matt nodded his head .
At her door......Kitty:"Mmmmmm. The door is jammed. Would you push it open, Matt?" (There was nothing wrong with the door!)
She turned the knob as Matt tried to ram it with his shoulder. The door opened easily and he flew through the room, landing on her bedroom floor!! He got up slowly and was straightening his holster when kitty attacked!
Like a fevered tigress she pounced on him!!
Matt:" KITTY!! Get the HELL off of me!!!"
Kitty:" I'm (5) Going to hell in your heavenly arms, babe!!"
And with that, she lip-locked him and almost drew blood!!!!
Matt finally gained some leverage and pushed her away......
"(6) Get your tongue outta my mouth cause I'm kissin' you goodbye, madam!!" He left the room as fast as he could!
Kitty lay on the floor a few minutes...... The whole scene BEGGED for a song....Right there on the floor , she wrote the first verse to a little ditty:

♫ " You're breaking my heart. You're leaving my home.
I'm fallin' apart. I'm here all alone.
I dyed my hair red. I did it for you.
And now (4) I'm getting gray from being blue ♫"

As Matt ran out onto Front Street, he thought his problems for the evening were over....Not so! He heard a ruckus in the alley and went over to investigate. A man and a woman were fighting! Matt interceded and (((BAM))) !! Something hit him hard in the back!! He winced with pain as he pulled his gun...."ALRIGHT!! STOP THIS!!"
Martha and John Mitchellman threw their hands in the air.
Martha:"Marshal Dillon!!! My lunatic wife has been trying to kill me!!! (7) I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade!"
Matt rubbed his back and grimaced......"Yeah? Well she caught me in the back with it!!" He took away the deadly garden tool, cited them for disturbing the peace and told them to "get the hell outta Dodge." ( Matt loved it whenever he had a chance to say that!!)

He could hardly wait to get home to his girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty, and the refuge of her farm. As he came through the front door, she was sitting on the couch playing her guitar....."BABY!" She ran to his arms.
Matt:" Hi, sweetie. I've had such a lousy day. Do me a favor, would ya? Take me to bed and (2) Make the world go away."
Sunshine smiled and led him to their bedroom. Hoping for a little action, she started nuzzling his neck as she unbuttoned his shirt. Her fingers danced across his chest.
Matt:"Honey. You know that I love you.....Right?"
Sunshine murmured "yes" as she unfastened his trousers and tossed them over her shoulder. In her effort to get her nightgown off as fast as possible, she lost her balance. Sunshine laughed: "(3) I just fell for something and I sure hope it's love!" She started kissing him.
Matt:" I'm too tired for love making. I wish I could put into words how much you mean to me; But darlin',(1) I'm too tired to talk."
Sunshine looked at his weary face. She saw his love for her in his eyes...The eyes he could barely keep open.
Sunshine:" Ohhhh, Baby....You say it best, when you say nothing at all."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0QFM78fpo

2007-08-29 13:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 4 1

This morning I woke up and I was too tired to even talk. I just wanted to make the world go away for one day so I could go back to sleep. But, I had to get up. On the way to the bathroom to brush my teeth I tripped and fell. My mom asked if I was ok, and I answered "yes, I just fell for something and I sure hope it was love." I looked down and saw I had tripped over a dirty pile of laundry. Now, I was even sadder. Wow, I thought to myself as I l looked in the mirror and saw my washed out complexion, I thought I was sad, but now I am getting gray from being so blue. I thought I would call my girl/boy friend and cheer myself up before I left for school. "You ok?" They asked. "Yes, I just wanted to go to hell (school) in your heavenly arms. Do you want a ride? Sure ____answered. Great I will pick you up.

At school I had to park so I dropped _____ off after a goood bye kiss. "Hey get your tounge out of my mouth cause I am kissin you goodbye. I have a test and I can't be late." Ok, I said. Wait, I said, I already gave you my diamond I gave you my heart and you're clubbing with me with your spade.

2007-08-29 20:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

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