O ◙ Okay..... Story writers.....Ready for something new????

Question

The first 6 people to post ONE phrase that they would like to have listed, will have their phrase listed. ( IT MUST BEGIN WITH THE LETTER ► " O " ◄)
So instead of me making up the phrases.....YOU have a hand in it!!!!
Confused??? You'll see...... It's really quite simple....
After I see the first 6 phrases, I will LIST THEM IN THE ADDED DETAILS....THEN,GO BACK TO MY QUESTION , LOOK AT THE PHRASES AND WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT MUST INCLUDE THOSE 6 PHRASES.
P.S. I WILL NOT ACCEPT BATHROOM HUMOR OR PROFANITY.
█ If you are not one of the first 6 responders, you are still invited to write a story and compete. ◄◄ Good luck and have FUN~~~~~~~~~

►CAN YOU WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT INCLUDES THESE 6 PHRASES?
1. Once in a lifetime
2. Oh my gracious
3. All was lost.
4. Oh, my shoes on fire
5. Octopi are invading!
6. On the way there, I had the most fascinating adventure █

Answer 1

The summer of 1977 lives on in my memory, and with it, the memory of my little surfer girl, Peggy Sue. I thought she'd be my once in a lifetime love, but, alas, we parted ways in college. Still, I have my memories of happy times under sunny skies.

Venice Beach, California is an eclectic mix of people, sand, palm trees, and salty water. I was wading in the shallows, running back from the waves, and Peggy was surfing! "Hey Emu! Come on in, the water's fine," she called.

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!" I countered. "Look, octopi are invading!" I pointed at a still living lovely bit of calamari sushi, and stepped closer to it. On the way there, I had the most fascinating adventure. A big wave came, and knocked me 'rse over teakettle. Man, that water was cold. I got up, attempted to regain my dignity, spluttered, slog-footed it back up the beach.

I joined a merry group who had a barbecue going in a pit, with a grill over it. They were barbecuing weenies and patties. I stepped closer to the pit, to dry off.

"Oh my gracious!" a girl cried, pointing at me. My right foot felt awfully warm just then. I looked down.

"Oh, my shoe's on fire!" I screamed, and did a flapping dance in the sand. The shoe flew off, hit the grill, and the weenies and patties went into the fire. I stumbled backward, into their ice chest, which dumped their sodas. I floundered to the side, knocking over their little collapsible table which had all the buns and fixings for hot dogs and burgers. All was lost. In a moment, I was running down the beach pursued by a group of angry teenagers! I couldn't swim then, but man, could I run.

I was halfway back to Pasadena before I remembered that I left Peggy behind! Oh boy.

Answer 2

One day I was wlkin to school, but on my way there, I had the most amazing adventure. I had headphones in my ears, and Everyday from Highschool Musical 2 was blasting in my ear.
"Once In a Lifetime, means theres no second chance."
When suddenly, someone came up behind me, tore off my headphones, and shouted, "Octopi are invading!"
"Oh, my gracious!" I replied sarcastically, as I looked around for a sighn of the aformentioned octopi.
All I saw, was some idiot smoker, who had dropped his lit lighter on his foot, and was now shouting, "Oh, My shoes on fire!"
I guessed that all was not lost, nd continued my walk to school.
*The octupus slunk along behind*

Answer 3

Sorry, Sunshine; severe case of writers' block tonight.
I've failed. I'm so uninspired. I so don't rock.

Answer 4

Oh my god, where did you get those ugly shoes?

Answer 5

octopi are invading!

Answer 6

oh my shoes on fire

Answer 7

Oh my gracious!!!

Answer 8

all was lost.