So I'm looking at my teddy bear tonight. He's staring back at me from across the room. He has had his third rum and coke in front of him and he's been smoking constantly for about 6 hours now. He's starting to get a little bit biligerant because the cheetos are almost all gone and I am too drunk to get more.. He's been known to carry a switchblade
and frankly I feel threatened.
My question is:
Should I shoot him?
Try to talk him down?
Or ignore him?
Any other option you can come up with would be appreciated!
2007-08-29 11:58:48 · 15 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You just can't reason with a beligerant and drunken bear and especially one who's almost out of Cheetoes the cheese that goes crunch.
You could try to humor him until he breaks out into a bear roar of laugher and quickly escape the room.
Has he been seen by Dr. Teddy Ruxpin? This is one the country's leading teddy bear psychologists . You may want to contact him. This behavior isn't going to change and the longer you leave it alone the worse it will become. Save yourself/
2007-08-29 15:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He needs to be put in a cage before he gets out of control. Sounds like he is a dangerous character when he is drunk, (rum will do that to a teddy bear) If there is no cage for him, take him outside and tie him to a tree until he sobers up. Good Luck.
2007-08-30 07:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told you moving in with that bear was a mistake. But no. You had to try the multi-species relationship thing. Now look at where you. Living with an alcoholic bear. Move on with your life and leave him to stuff himself.
2007-08-29 19:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try to talk him down. tell him he's the man and that he is better then some sorry bag of Cheetos. what ever you do, just try not to kill him. could you really live with yourself if you killed a Teddy Bear? i think not. good luck.
2007-08-29 19:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, do not ignore the evil creature, that you created by buying him cigs, booze and cheetos. They are like gremlins, dont feed them or get them wet. You have no choice but to lob off his head or you are a dead man!
2007-08-29 20:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by vivib 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot his hairy asp! I can come over and dig the bullet out and patch him up,that's why you shouldn't expose the the little guy to the elements of sin,what were you thinking?
2007-08-29 21:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think ignoring the bear would be best =)
2007-08-30 04:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by 123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a handful of valium or xanax to induce unconsciousness.
2007-08-29 19:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw a bucket of water on him and tell him to calm his stuffed little self down!
2007-08-29 19:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bore him until he passes out
2007-08-29 19:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋