i just shot my load on my bed sheets. the sheets are light be kind of stiff. also the *** dried and i wiped up the extra but the spot is still there. my mom doesnt my laundry and would notice this easily anytime she walks in. what can i do?
2007-08-29 10:56:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
my mom does my laundry
2007-08-29 11:07:59 · update #1
Spill Coke on it. She'll never know.
2007-08-29 11:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing you can do about the sheets now. Semen is mostly protein, and when it dries and decomposes, it leaves a permanent yellow stain. Washing will make the sheet soft again, but probably won't do much for the stain.
In the future, keep a special pillow case, towel or sock handy and try to ejaculate into it, or onto yourself and then clean up with it. Just be sure to wash it often, since semen is a haven for bacteria.
As far as the stained bedsheet, mom is just going to have to accept that she has an adolescent son and that boys do masturbate. If she doesn't understand, Dad will explain it to her, I'm sure. Meanwhile, don't worry about it. Your body, your bed.
2007-08-29 18:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I hope your Mom would understand that it is normal but I guess it is still embarrassing to you. Wipe it up with a household white vinegar moistened towel. It will no longer be stiff and the whiteness should go when it is dry again.
2007-08-29 18:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to dilute it with some water as well, so it doesn't stain as much.
edit: oo it dried alread. No clue then. If it is still moist, i would just dilute it and make it easier to get out, but when dry...i have no idea :P
2007-08-29 18:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by boring.freak2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flip the sheets, wash them (amoung other thing) and say you were just trying to help out, also, next time shoot on on ur chest, have some paper towels ready and try to not aim at your eye
2007-08-30 22:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take some sprite and q-tips, dip q-tips in the sprite and clean the spot with the wet q-tips or just dump it on a towel and clean it up like that
2007-08-29 18:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by WYATT H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spill something on it and put it in the wash yourself. If you're old enough to jack it, you're old enough to do your own laundry
2007-08-29 18:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tide to go if colours,,, Clorox clean-up if white,,,,, why worry
2007-08-29 18:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by At peace with myself 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋