Cool? No such thing. It is all relative. What is cool today will not be cool tomorrow. What is cool tomorrow won't be next week. Wasn't making fart noises with your armpit cool when you were 8? How bout barny that stupid purple dinosaur? Wasn't he cool when you were 3? Are those things cool now?
The trick is not to be consumed by the relativism and trends. Draw a line in the sand. Figure out what is cool to you and pursue it for the long term. Do not be distracted by what everyone else thinks.
Listen, you are going to look back at today in a few weeks, months, years, decades and be absolutely embarrassed by your choice of clothes, shoes and hair style. It happens to us all. What is cool today will not withstand the test of times. These are all impermanent things. I am so old, the stuff I thought was cool when I was 16 became uncool, got cool again and is now uncool yet again. All cyclical.
2007-08-29 09:40:40
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answered by loudwalker 2
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You are not cool. But if you ever want to impress your teenage son, or that hot mama next door, there are a few things you're going to want to do. Get a pen and paper this **** is longggg.
1. Watch the movie #notcool directed by Shane Dawson. You can find it on Netflix
2. Become Shane Dawson
3. You will NEVER BE SHANE DAWSON!
4. Since you can't be Shane, you have to steal Shane. He lives with his girlfriend Lisa and dog Corny. I'm sure you can find him.
5. What the hell are you doing?! You can't steal Shane!
6. Take LSD
7. Listen to the song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds while on LSD
8. Eat Nachos
9. Tell yourself you are an orange.
10. When you get off LSD, you will have cut all your hair off, thinking you were peeling an orange.
11. Give your son or the hot mama LSD
12. Damn it you are so cool.
2015-04-28 06:08:31
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answered by Mae 1
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first you must learn to rock a bumbag and speedos with an orange lifesaver cap. This completes the visual effect that will effect the way people perceive you. You must now learn to master psychomological coolness. Use big words like "chuck us a geeze", "strewthmacooth" and "fully fly my home nugget" towards your trendy man gang that follow you. You must be totally down with hectic bands like the wicked bananas and such. These are the first steps to becoming a badass cool dude. Good luck
2015-03-25 16:32:51
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answered by marco 1
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Cool..who is really cool? Who is really "normal?" Its a generic question--As teenagers or younger we worry about being cool or popular in school or with friends..as adults you realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is who you are as a person. Sometimes people in school want to be so cool that they are forced to make fun of someone or pick on someone to be included in the "cool group." Its not worth it...you can be cool when you truely don't care what others think. Treat everyone as you want to be treated..and eventually you will realize that yes you too are cool without having to hurt people.
2007-08-29 09:10:29
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answered by we3peasn1pod 1
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One thing is you have to were cool clothes, u have to be famous in your school and always say cool
words like shut up shunk face of say klunk instead of poo. So thats the whole point.
2015-03-15 03:27:24
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answered by Karina 1
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What is hip? Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.
Hipness is.... what it is...and sometimes hipness is...what it ain't.
Basically, "coolness" comes when you no longer care what anyone else thinks. I guess that means you can't learn to be cool, you just give up caring about it, and you have a pretty good shot at having it, but seek it, and it will always elude you.
2007-08-29 09:05:57
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answered by open4one 7
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A wise person once told me that the secret is not to give other people the power to offend you. When at school, somebody is trying their best to put you down, the reason why you feel the way you do is because you yourself have unwittingly given them status and power to hurt you. When you can overcome that, and at will give this power to selected people, you will be cool. It's not a gesture or a remark. It is more like a way one holds themselves.
2007-08-29 10:23:37
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answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7
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Everyone is cool in their own way. It's what makes human unique, everyone is different and probably has a cool side.
2007-08-29 09:14:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Your cool on your own
2015-03-22 05:23:23
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answered by ? 1
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Yeah mate lol yo
2017-03-29 18:58:45
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answered by Doneeyo 1
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