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Question

I have to come up with something about myself (a college assignent for a pre-law class) that would ensure that my professor never forgets who I am. The kicker: it doesn't have to be true. Anything! Any impressive idea that you guys have would be great!!!!

Answer 1

people aren't really as interested in hearing about someone else as much as they are in talking about themselves. So stand right in front of him like way too close to be comfortable for either of you and stare directly at him never breaking eye contact and proceed to ask him question after question about himself interjecting occasionally with "me too", "really", "oh my god me too" and keep it going for as long as you can. Make sure he does 90 percent of the talking and act like you're fascinated by everything he says. Hanging on everyword.
Where a strong sexy perfume and a tight fitting leather outfit that makes a squeaking noise every time you move and keep wiggling slightly the entire time. Now here's the important part have a tiny crumb of food stuck to your face that he can't miss at that distance and don't wipe it off. He will remember that crumb and that he really liked you and nothing else for the next week.

Answer 2

Tell him most people will probably laugh but that you do indeed have psychic powers. You have known since you were a child that you were different, that you could see and knew things before they happened. Explain that you have received a very strong impression about the individuals in this class and that there are at least two people in the class that have the same birth month and birth day. Tell him you are so certain of this impression and your abilities you are willing to bet him and anyone else in the class $5 your impression is correct.

To confirm whether or not you are correct you simply ask the first student in the first row what month and day they were born and then see if any other student in the class shares the same birth month and day. Proceed down the row with each student giving the month and day of their birth until you find a match or until all of the students have been given the opportunity to tell their birth month and day.

I know it sounds unbelievable, but, if there are 35 or more people in the class there is better than a 75% chance two people will share the same birthday. The probabilities only seem odd but are perfectly sound. You can learn more about this from the entry on wikipedia for BIRTHDAY PARADOX. Not only will you astound your professor and the class, you'll make a few bucks as well. On the off chance you're "impression" is wrong just snap you fingers and say, "Damn, that's gonna cost me."

Answer 3

Assuming your professor is a guy, go with being a stripper to pay for the pre-law classes. Give a little wink when you say it and a little body shake and he won't forget you.

Answer 4

i like candOne Payday, Mr Goodbar, wanted a Bit-O-honey. So he took his Ms. Hersheys down to the Powerhouse at 5th Avenue and Clark. Where he there began to feel her Mounds and that was an Almond Joy which definetly made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker when he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat. She screamed "Oh Henry" while she grabbed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said "you're better than the 3 Musketeers." y

Answer 5

Once in university we had to write a one-sentence intro that the teacher read out and the rest of the class had to guess who'd written it. The one I'll never forget was JP's: "I eat my cereal completely dry--no milk at all." (It was just too weird, and I knew right away it was him.)

Answer 6

tell him that on a scale of 1-10 you are about a perfect 12... and though practice makes perfect, you have simply put the cart before the horse. besides, it makes for a good headline "perfect makes practice"

Answer 7

you should write a tell all exclusive story about your life. make up drama, the first time you masturbated. about your love life, what u think of everyone around you, how lousy they are. even what you personally think of the proffesor, insult him if your want, show him ur not kissing his ***. you could ever forget an insult? tell him you thought he was a phoney and arrogant.
and blah blah blah...use vivid language.

Answer 8

Give him a surprise party.
Take him to the safari.
Make a pretend law play for him

Answer 9

Your uncomming interest in snails continues to drive your lifelong ambition to practice snail-law.