2007-08-29 08:39:44 · 9 answers · asked by Ronnie 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
I would tie a juicy piece of steak to him and let 20 dogs loose to chase his ***, this would show us just how fast he is and how long he can keep going.
2007-08-29 08:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. Rub a raw steak all over him and 2. stick a sausage up his butt and let the dogs chase him like the one poster at the top said.
OR
Repeat steps 1 and 2 and put him in a jail cell with a bunch of inmates....either way he is screwed!!!
2007-08-29 16:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kansacity88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Introduce him to his future cell mate and lock the door.
2007-08-29 15:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You should challenge him to a race.
2007-08-29 16:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a police car follow him.
2007-08-29 15:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
slather him in pig fat and set a pack of dogs loose to chase him
2007-08-29 15:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by nataliexoxo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ask his new best friend, God.
2007-08-29 15:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by IggleMan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could simply time him
2007-08-30 01:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by rome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he "found Jesus" very fast...
2007-08-29 16:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋