Your mama's so nasty when I asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs.
2007-08-29 08:19:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your momma's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
2007-08-29 08:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
Eww! I don't even want to know about the drawn butter!
In grade school a new kid thought that he could pick on me by giving the old line "Your Momma wears combat boots!" All my friends started pointing and laughing at him. Poor little dingleberry had no idea that my Mom was a US Marine! Of course she wore combat boots. She could also fire the M-14 rifle pretty good too. EVERY Marine is a rifleman first. Even if they are a woman in the early 1960's.
2007-08-29 08:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
2007-08-29 08:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by bopddbop 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
2007-08-29 08:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat the left side of her as$ has a different zip code.
Your mama's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Your mama's so fat she looks at a restaurant menu and says.."OK"
2007-08-29 08:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat when I tell her to haul azz, she's gotta make two trips
Your mama's like a 747. A 3 man c0ck pit.
2007-08-29 08:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales start singing "We are family...even though you're bigger than me"
2007-08-29 15:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by krystal_engel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry on the laundry line
(I was never any good at these!)
2007-08-29 08:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat, that she has to drive two cars because her a** is so big.
I know it's not too funny, but it's my best shot.
2007-08-29 08:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by napoleondynamite2907 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mamma's got a peg leg for a kickstand
2007-08-29 08:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
aw mine is a lot like yours...
yo mommas so poor when i asked her whats for dinner she lifted up her foot and said corn.
thats like the only one i know
2007-08-29 08:24:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋