Describe the perfect boyfriend...
2007-08-29 06:22:14 · 19 answers · asked by The Last Redneck Soxfan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A cucumber.
C'mon, you all know the joke...
2007-09-06 02:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by fooles.troupe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REDNECK: I'm not too sure what the perfect boyfriend should be like for others. BUT, my boyfriend is just perfect for me. He opens any door we go thru together. He calls me each & every morning to tell me he has been thinking of me & to tell me he loves me. He's the most honest man I've ever had in my life since my father died. Even though I'm a BBW he tells me that I'm beautiful and that's what he wants is a BBW. Some lady with a LITTLE meat on her bones. He's very sweet and we talk about everything, never keeping secrets.
2007-09-06 12:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Foxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go you one better. I have a joke that answers this one. Here goes: One day a woman was walking on the beach. She finds a lamp, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. She got excited and said "Wow, I get 3 wishes". The Genie said "sorry, I'm a one wish Genie, so what'll it be lady. " She thinks for a moment then pulls out a map. She points to the middle east and says "I want peace in the middle east. I want all these countries to stop fighting with one another and stop hating Americans. I want them all to get along. I want all this to stop. That is what I wish." The Genie says "Lady, be reasonable, these countries have been at war with each other for centuries. I'm rusty after being locked up in that lamp for so long. I'm good, but not that good. Try again and this time, be realistic." She thinks for awhile longer and says "Ok, I've never been able to find the right man. One that's charming, sexy, great in bed, honest, faithfull, doesn't mind housework or laundry and showers me with attention even during the superbowl. That is what I wish for!" The Genie lets out a heavy sigh, shakes his head and says "Let me see the stinking map again!"
2007-09-05 22:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One who is attentive to you! He has a good sense of humour! He's attractive, exercises, and takes care of his hygiene. Is well educated and has worthwhile goals in life. Fun to be with and generally appreciates your friends. Respects your family and his own. Earns a good living and has potential for greater successes. Someone, who shares your interests and beliefs. He is kind, thoughtful, and interesting. A guy whose company you enjoy. Someone you could love and who feels the same way about you.
2007-08-29 14:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the perfect guy.
isn't about looks.
isn't about "how long youll last".
isnt about "buying things for her"
and telling her she's beautiful every five seconds.
isnt about having to sugar coat her to happiness
with words.
its about friendship along with "liking".
and NOT using love lightly.
2007-09-06 12:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who doesn't take your freedom away,knows how to cook,very clean,looks after himself,who loves good music,loves to read,loves to give regular presents, great in bed ,doesn't snore, loves travelling, loves cats,has great sense of humour,doesn't lie,believes in God,oh yeah and loves to shop,and who pays for everything. Perrrfect boyfriend.I can go on on.
2007-09-06 10:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honest. Sincere. Friendly. Sense of humor. Creative. Have a great week! :)
2007-09-04 15:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by BamaBelle810 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the perfect boyfriend is honest & gentle
2007-09-06 12:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ieva C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there's no such thing. But I'm the perfect girlfriend!!!!
2007-09-06 11:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by Udontnome (ad space for sale) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mature beyond is years, great with words, can express his feelings, can play instruments (preferably guitar), quiet, but fun,
in touch with feminine side, amazing to look at, good fashion sense, incredibly intelligent..
...Screw This!!!...JUST BRING ME RYAN ROSS!!!
2007-09-06 10:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by KiLlEr_kItTy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one with a good personality,non abuseive, and out going
2007-09-06 12:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by Wondering Mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋