A blind man vists the state of Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
2007-08-29 05:56:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny..
2007-08-29 06:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Being in Texas, heard this one before. Still a goody though, star for ya.
2007-08-29 13:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by ebony_texan 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I live in Texas and have never heard that joke before!
2007-08-31 09:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie Girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Certainly worth a star*
2007-08-29 13:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very cute
2007-09-04 15:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by brookie5303 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Texan. I give you a star. Good clean joke~~~Jill
2007-08-29 13:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before,but's still a good joke. OK a star for you....
2007-08-29 13:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by tim b 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your becoming quite the star wh*re aren't you. I'll give you one. ;-)
2007-08-29 13:25:19 · answer #8 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol pretty good,Star.
2007-08-29 13:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That made me smile a little bit. =)
P.S. I signed your map. ;-D
2007-08-29 13:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by ~Knut~Is~Cute~ 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋