I wanna good laugh
2007-08-29 05:46:55 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WHEN YOU ASK A BUM FOR CHANGE
2007-08-29 05:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by sharkattack226 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know you're broke when you go to Mc Donalds with your friends and only get a cup of ice water claiming not to b hungry
2007-08-29 12:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...you and the dog are fighting for 'firsts' from the supermarket trash bins!
...you have a 'family' toothbrush!
...you give your kids a bar of soap and tell them to run through the park sprinklers because your water has been shut off!
...you only attend church because the Communion wafer is your biggest meal of the week!
...you steal your neighbours' newspaper to read while you use the bathroom at the corner gas station!
Later Daze! =)
2007-08-29 13:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bounce a $2 check and are charged $25 for it, not to mention the party on the other end.
2007-08-29 16:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're gathering all you spare change from around the house to go to those CoinStar machines, just to get, what...6 bucks!?
2007-08-29 12:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by Brit B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bologna has no first name.
You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
Sally Struther's sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
At communion you go back for seconds.
2007-08-29 13:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are rolling your own cigarettes and you think Rice-a-Roni tastes delicious!
2007-08-29 12:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by John Timothy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you eat a sandwich for lunch consisting of mayo, pepper and tomato........boy did I have a great childhood
2007-08-29 12:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ruby Tuesday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You drop a penny and actually pick it up!
2007-08-29 12:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look at the jars of baby food and think "Should I?" No, they're for the baby.....I'll just eat ketchup packets.
2007-08-29 12:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dust bunnies fall out of my wallet/checkbook
2007-08-29 12:55:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋