why do i always get my testicles caught in my zipper when putting on my jeans?

Answer 1

Jeans are too small????????

Answer 2

Basically this will not happen if you wear underwear or even boxers.

Well sometimes this happens when your jeans are a little too fitting. When you wear pants with zip, you look at it while zipping. You don't look at the sky and zip in a loud 'zip' and end up turning female.

Just pay attention to what's happening below.

Answer 3

If you stick your arm out your car window and then roll up the window your arm will get caught. If you put your head between your hands and try to clap you are going to end up slapping your ears. If you keep your balls outside your pants when zipping them up you are going to get caught in the zipper. I think this is all in your physics textbook, look it up.

Answer 4

You may be wearing jeans that are too tight, or maybe the zipper is too close, or maybe you should pull you zipper out when zipping up.
There, I answered it.

Answer 5

You either have really big nuts or you dont wear undies. Try pulling the zipper out then up instead of straight up.

Answer 6

Try wearing jeans with button closures instead. I used to have that problem when I was younger. A woman can't possibly understand the pain!

Answer 7

Coz you dont wear undies? My bloke dont either and he gets his caught too, to stop this problem I bought him jeans with those buttons instead of a zip

Answer 8

Wrap your testicles in gauze. That way, when they get caught, the gauze will soak up the blook and you won't ruin your clothes.

Answer 9

HA HA HA. very funny. There should be a learning curve there somewhere. After the first few times, you should be painfully aware of the consequences, and avoid it.

Answer 10

Cuz you either need to wear drawers or move them out of the way

Answer 11

That's a hazard of going commando. Slip on some briefs and it won't happen.