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OOOhhh u got them there..............My computer would say come her tickle my keys...........LOL
Excellent question.....

2007-08-29 01:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1 0

My computer would tell me that
it is over worked
it is under paid
that i smoke to much
that i should turn it off and go for a walk
that it needs a holiday
that chatrooms are not reality
that occasionally i should dust it
that it likes the 21 inch plasma
that i should not change in front of it

these are some of the things
that i think my computer would say

Pea©e to all nations, and f®eedom to mankind


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2007-08-29 00:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dj Downunder 4 · 1 0

Mine can and does!
I programmed it to use words instead of the usual, boring Windows sounds.
When Windows boots up, it says"Yahoooo!"
When something fails to connect Charlie Brown proclaims "Good Grief!"
When I open a new window, it giggles like a little girl.
A ghost girl sings a LALALALA type song when it goes off and it says a lot more, too many to list here!

2007-08-29 00:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The way this computer treats me,I wouldn't care to speculate!

2007-08-29 00:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It would tell who keeps signing in as me when I am at work....... This would be interesting... I know what they get up to, but not who its ... Would love to know... Great question by the way

2007-08-29 00:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by CherryD 3 · 1 0

Get a life

2007-08-29 00:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Stop ignoring me! Bring me to other users who know the right way to use PC! Could you see my error notices? You are ruining me!

2007-08-29 00:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go do some serious work instead of emailing and answering questions on Y/A all day!!!

2007-08-29 00:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Starla 6 · 1 0

Did'nt know I could talk did you? Well I can't, you are only imagining it, you've been on me too long. Switch me off.

2007-08-29 00:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by joe 6 · 1 0

It would probably tell me to leave it the heck alone for awhile.

2007-08-29 00:59:20 · answer #10 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0 0

Stop hitting me Im typing as fast as i could.

2007-08-29 00:34:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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