While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. So he asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"! So the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
2007-08-29 00:03:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very good Mrs. Nice.
Thank you for my first smile of the day!!
2007-08-29 00:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by mjfrog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2007-08-29 00:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by ~~Comboverguy~~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah!
2007-08-29 00:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
0h oh!
The answer surprised me! I thought it would lead up to Hot Tamales!....hmmm
2007-08-29 01:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.
2007-08-29 00:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by ShuggieMac 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good you truly are mrs nice.cheering us all up. hahahahaha
2007-08-29 01:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i didn't see that one coming.
2007-08-29 01:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks
2007-08-29 00:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by not me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋