posted this same question yesterday but only got 6 replys i need more please help!. its my partners dads 50th birthday this weeksend and we would like to post a funny birthday message in the paper. we wondering af anyone could come up with something funny that will be about 2 lines long. Here is a few things about him that you might like to include:-
* Hes Grey
*Hes about 5ft 6
*Man utd Supporter
*Lives in Devon
*Has a dog called toby
2007-08-28 23:13:20 · 11 answers · asked by saminozuk 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Older than Dirt
Loves to Flirt
2007-08-28 23:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Devon is heaven, & Man u is for you, why do you make so many trips to the loo ?
At 40 you were sporty & a little bit naughty, so at 50 you will be nifty and thankfully still you.
2007-08-28 23:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by wonderingstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Devon is heaven, & Man u is for you, why do you make so many trips to the loo ? At 40 you were sporty & a little bit naughty, so at 50 you will be nifty and thankfully still you.
2016-05-20 23:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by zola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a leaf blower for your birthday candles
Happy 50th Birthday
2007-08-29 02:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for your 50th birthday, I tried to get two 25 year old girls to show you a good time-(I'm stuck but that gives you a starter)
2007-08-28 23:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not quite over the hill yet more like on top of the mountain
2007-08-28 23:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by big evil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quote form Friends....
Happy Bithday Grandma/pa!
Its better to be over the hill...
than buried under it!!
2007-08-28 23:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by *T*I*N*K*E*R*B*E*L*L* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Youre Half way there!
2007-08-28 23:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come with me
we'll travel to infinity
2007-08-28 23:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you feeling nifty
now you are fifty
2007-08-28 23:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋