2007-08-28 21:19:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We at Coors take great pride in our product. While we have received many disparaging remarks from some consumers, we stand by our product.
Sure, some people think it looks and tastes like p***, but I can assure you that it is not. Nor do we add additional salt to reinforce that opinion.
Through our marketing surveys we have found that people that enjoy our product tend to confuse p*** with a fine brew made from Rocky Mountain spring water.
It appears that the test market consumers , after consuming several gallons of Coors, felt that what came out was the same that went in.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Our liquid is shipped and served cold. Any comparison to p*** and our product must have a temperature variance. Ergo, p*** can not be compared to our product.
Thank you for your interest.
We aim to please. Please aim too.
2007-08-29 02:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused? Aren't those options the same? Lol. Seriously, I do like Coors Light.
2007-08-29 04:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coors Light is like making love in a punt, f'ing close to water.
2007-08-29 04:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have yet to try Coors Light.
2007-08-29 10:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like coors. What do you drink, Buttwiser gas beer? Maybe some piss flavored malt liqour?
2007-08-29 04:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by Haywood Jablomee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real beer gives better head. Water pales in comparison. Both make me hops to the bathroom. I root for beer.
2007-08-29 05:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light beer is water colored like beer.
2007-08-29 04:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last time I checked... Rocky Mountain P1$$ Light is the same as colored water
2007-08-29 04:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have too much repetition in your question. You left out a reference to taking a leak, aka whizzing.
2007-08-29 09:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the same bloody thing.
2007-08-29 04:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋