Do you have weird neighbors?

Question

My neighbor across the street would always examine the grass height in our street cove and randomly mow other peoples lawns.

Answer 1

Nope...I am the weird one of the neighborhood! lol

Answer 2

Yep, I sure do! The woman next door has two little girls and she's either always yelling at the older one to clean up the lounge room or yelling at them to "Get in that shower, NOWWWW!' Or "Mikayla, eat ur dinner, NOWWW!" Or even better, "Sarah, go do that in the toilet!" Sometimes when she's home alone, she puts on the stereo really loud and "sings" along, *groan* she definitely can NOT sing!
LOL. She has the loudest and most annoying voice I have ever heard!
My daughter had a friend stay over and on her way out she heard Belinda go off at her kids and thought there was a street fight. Her jaw dropped when we told her that was how she always talks to her girls.
Is that weird enough for you?

Answer 3

Boy do I. My neighbor on the first floor is always outside smoking and every time I walk buy he mumbles how beautiful I am. Only when he is alone of course, not when his wife and daughter are around. Creepy. My next door neighbor talks to his cat like a human and walks it. But hes nice.

Answer 4

Yea my neighbors across the street are obsessed with their lawn. They are kinda old people maybe they have nothing else to do, But one day the man was standing outside in the POURING rain vacuming his rocks on his land scaping. in the rain, even not in the raid who does that? and my next door neighbors are knomes. they are like 4 feet tall and every sunny moment of the day they are outside doing something. the old guy mows the lawn like twice a day.

neighbors are weird

Answer 5

The other night I found my neighbor outside in his underware, and a small dog running arround looking scared, I thought about it for a while and then I didnt think about it till the next day whan i found a piece of paper with what looked like writing on it. I picked it up and it became clear it was a sultry love letter disscussing several different sexual fantasies involving anal sex. It went on and on about how much lust and desire that the writer felt for differnt parts of the adressies anatomy. My heart began to pound harder and I began to sweat as i looked down to look at the signature on the letter, there in pink lipstick was a "paw print". Yes my neighbors dog is strange, dont you think?

Answer 6

My neighbor always waters a small piece of grass every night at the same time.

Answer 7

OMG!!!! I wish our neighbors would mow OUR lawn!! But you dont even WANT to know about ours!! They are still convinced that I am a satanist. They think Im a witch. They are SOO weird and they NEVER leave their house and they ....its so hard to explain in words here....do you remember that creepy religious lady from Edward Scissorhands? Well...okay...there ya go hon! My neighbors....please help me........PS.....I want to tell you all about them but I dont know how to explain it in a short amount of time. Maybe I can write it all out and tell ya later cuz you wouldnt believe these crazy people! OH!!! One year for the 4th of july they shot a firework into OUR YARD and we called the cops and they got all mad and started accusing me ofmore satanic stuff or somethig....insane.....oh!!! they told everyone on our road that I sacrifice pigs!! And Im supposed to love my neighbors??...but YOUR neighbor story made me laugh...but I feel bad for you tho!

Answer 8

Yeah all of my neighbors are wierd. On rides a dirt bike in the middle of the street and always seems to want to race me when I drive up the raod. The one has crosses all over the place I call him the vampire slayer.

Answer 9

One of my neighbors picks his nose on his way to the newspapers at 6 in the morning on my way to school, and another threw a TV out of the second floor of his house. I just think they are very... funny. But one guy has a deer in his back yard, now that guy's a freak....

Answer 10

No. I'm far weirder than any of my neighbors. But I'll gladly take your lawn-mowing neighbor.

Answer 11

Yep, my neighbour is sort of weird, every morning he walks to 7 eleven and buys a family block of cadbury chocolate and also a 600ml of solo lemonade and he is also partially blind. The only time he goes out is in the morning for his ritual 7 eleven trip and every 2 weeks to do some grocery shopping.