I want to create the biggest list of random tips ever.?

Question

Help anyone? :]

It can be anything but it has to be useful.

Answer 1

Make sure you never chain a giraffe to a lightpost in Florida - it's against the law.

Edit - I remember that 'Sunscreen' list from my graduation ! Aww, I miss listening to that !

Answer 2

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in away you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters.
Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your livingroom.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is away of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Answer 3

Don't talk about Religion to complete strangers (in real life). It WILL get nasty.

Never use dial-up. The side effects are: throwing things, yelling, shortness of breath, headaches and increased blood pressure.

Edit to G: I know what you're referring to, but did you know that you can make a whole induced sneezing attack when sticking a clean Q-tip up your nose? Its delightful!

Answer 4

How about doing the best organized list of tips ever??

Answer 5

Playing follow the leader with people off teh street leaves you with strange looks and a threat to your life.

Answer 6

after cleaning your tub and sinks rinse them with rubbing alcholol to add a beautiful shine and disnfect at the same time , use a dryer sheet get it wet and use it to clean the soap scumm off your shower door then rinse it with windex it work graet

Answer 7

let your foundation set for 10min befor putting on powed or blush.
if the food gets stuck to the pot fill it with water an bring it to the boil,it gets the food off!

Answer 8

Rinse your hair with cold water after a shower.

Answer 9

Shave the hair on your toes before wearing sandals.

Answer 10

wipe front to back
floss daily
eat your greens
clean your ears
clean your bellybutton
brush your tongue
always say please
be polite
change your underwear daily
clean out your lint trapper to prevent a fire
be a kiss up at work...it PAYS off
change your sheets often
use bleach in bathtub
lotion up and use sunblock
forgive in order to be forgiven
dont hold in your pee or poo
drink water daily
have healthy safe sex often
get tested often
use a condom to prevent conception
upgrade electric appliances to save energy
go green
make others smile
respect your elders