2007-08-28 10:10:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can't run (physical problem). I'd pay you to run for me. You would do it. I know you would.
2007-08-28 10:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my lottery comes in I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
Hitting the Lotto
Slam on your brakes.
If that’s what it takes.
It’s easy if you try.
Ya won’t have to die or cry.
As the person comes,
Ya gotta scream out,
“I want big sums!”
Then call up the cops.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When ya have the right card.
Sit and wait at home.
You can’t go on a roam.
The check will be big.
You’ll eat like a pig.
What’s the next scam?
Something with your fam?
Oh yeah, they’ve got dough.
That’s where I’ll go.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto.
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Call up your grandma.
Get on the list.
For the big Lotto.
They’ve got it all.
Drive over there.
Say you really care.
Wait for the money.
Get it and hop like a bunny.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto.
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Do nothing.
Look for the Lotto.
It’s the best.
Not really, it’s a sham, scam.
2007-08-28 17:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by JGidd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably have to grab my albuterol inhaler, becase the shock would probably give me an asthma attack, LOL! Then I would have to change, because I probably got so exited I wet myself.
Once I made sure I had the money, I would quit my job and start taking care of my family really well. I would help others more, such as donating to the homeless and battered women's shelters, and to the animal shelters. Maybe adopt a child and raise it since I would have the time now. I would have to change my phone number, because I would have every nut job in the country after me. I would have gone from being a troll to the best dang looking woman in the state! Money will do that.
2007-08-28 17:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by Marje E. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell my other half so that he could hand in his notice at work. He would be overjoyed as it would mean that he no longer has the 100 mile round journey commuting to London by motorbike in all weathers. At 54 and a life long history of working in London he really deserves that early retirement.
2007-08-28 17:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I would probably be in the hospital for a heart attack!!! Then after I was released then I would do the naked thing. I could afford the ticket.
2007-08-28 17:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by sweetsnickers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I always say that I'd do that...but to be quite honest I think I would just go mental...then pick up the phone and get everyone round for a bloody massive partaaay!
2007-08-28 17:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. ide ring up my relatives & say "I have won the lottery & Iam not giving you a ****ing penny because when I was poor you didnt give a $hit about me!"
2007-08-28 18:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah i'd be on the phone for the next 6 hours telling everybody i know..i did that when i won 5 grand.
2007-08-28 17:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would I celebrate by humiliating myself? Or inviting danger? Sheesh.
I would keep it very very quiet until I had a mouthpiece in place to handle all the inquiries and "old friends" who would be getting in touch with me.
2007-08-28 17:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no way, if i ran in the street naked they might take it back. i would definitely move to a new location with an unlisted number.
2007-08-28 17:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would I put myself in jail after I had won all that money? I would just start designing my new house.
2007-08-28 17:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋