Because I really, really want to be where you guys are that write poems in here, or musicals, that stand up for others or other minorities, that cross dress and call me sweety, that have a wicked sense of humour, or are genuine and sweet and caring but are told by others that they will not go to heaven, that are transgendered and softened with mildness.
how can I make sure it is that place I go to ?
I really really would not want to go to that heaven some people talk about.
2007-08-28 10:00:08 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
So many nice answers in here... I'll just leave this question and let the voters decide ?
2007-08-28 22:05:50 · update #1
Well baby, start dating peeps of your gender. You'll be condemned to hell right quick!
We'll have such a wonderful cool party there, won't we!
2007-08-28 10:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by FTW 7 · 15⤊ 1⤋
If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on Monday, then you have probably drawn one conclusion...apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah.
2007-08-28 10:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
You're not going to hell, my Dear One. None of us are. We're all Loved and are going back to God. (won't that just annoy Fallwell and all the rest of the thumpies to have us there....hee hee hee? Maybe that will make them think more *next* time they bad mouth others)
God loves all of us, not just some of us. You're as welcome as the rest. Although there will be the party rooms in the lower regions because the heating is just better there. Where else would one put the saunas and the hot tubs, I mean really! with all that good insulation? And the caves for sound, talk about party rooms.
We'll have a good time irregardless of Faith. And there will be Cookies! Chocolate too!
2007-08-28 10:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have good news and I have bad news.
The hell that you hear people talking about is actually taken from Greek philosophy and Pagan religious teachings (although many who profess to be "Christians" refuse to look at the evidence that proves that)
The original words that were translated as "hell" in many of their bibles actually meant "grave"- and the fact is, we are all going there, gay or not... Bible says that even Jesus was there when he died!
As for heaven- From what I read in the bible, I really doubt that there are any people on Y/A! that are going there... I know I am not going there.
2007-08-28 10:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Val W 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't you worry your pretty lil head 'bout it Sweetie! Just keep talking like that and you're sure to make it on the bus to hell! I'll hold a seat next to me just for you! I've got cocktails and a nice hors d'oeuvres platter all set up and waiting!
2007-08-28 13:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by roj 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If all the Christian fundamentalist psychos are going to be in Heaven, then I'd rather be in hell where the people are atleast tolerant and kind.
2007-08-28 10:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by Christian 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Eat shellfish.
"Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you" - Leviticus 11:12
2007-08-28 10:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Dannii n OC 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nicely, provided that devil is the daddy of all lies. i'd wager meaning they are puzzled/uncertain. EDIT: Its a shaggy dog tale. i'm not a christian. Do I heavily would desire to label myself for you ignorant human beings? How bigoted are you adult men?
2016-10-17 05:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey jzzy u r cool i love ur quetions! star for u! and i hope u will be waiting for me too in hell (if u go there sooner, but i think u r older than me) and make sure u have some pretty girls with u to welcome me! im sure all the girls r HOT in hell hahahaha
2007-08-28 10:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA! You are quickly finding your way onto my list of favorite people on here, sugar. That was cute, star for you.
I guess, from the mouths of bad-haircutted trolls, you get a ticket to hell for sleeping with boys. Try that one. :)
2007-08-28 10:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by gochefs (Geo) 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Make out with a man on a church alter
^^
Should be fun in hell though, if all those people are there... :]
2007-08-28 10:59:04 · answer #11 · answered by Obama! twist™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋