Mine: When some1 says anything like man math sucks, I say "Your face sucks". Even stuff that makes no sense like that food taste bad, "Your face taste bad"
2007-08-28 09:55:09 · 68 answers · asked by Ominious 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol "that's what she said"
My friend says that ALL the time
2007-08-28 10:11:26 · update #1
If someone says,"Well", I say turn it sideways and it will be a tunnell.
If they say, "Talk is cheap." I say, Until you talk to a lawyer.
2007-08-28 10:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's hilarious. The word "face" is probably the most hilarious word for some reason.
I've always gone with the "bend over," as in "bend over, I'll show you my favorite comeback".
I also like Tourette's Guy for his comebacks, such as "Don't talk $*** about Total" (the cereal), or "Go count your di*k!"
Another one I liked was from the singer of the band Nomeansno (a.k.a. The Hansen Brothers). I called him "grandpa," and his response was "I'm not your grandpa, I'm your dad, just ask your mom." It's the only "your mom" joke that has elicited a touche from me.
2007-08-28 10:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"What are you doing here anyway? The Gay Pride parade is on Main Street, not here." Or I just turn off the lights and sit in the corner of the room chanting "Hail Satan" until the person leaves. Then I listen to some Christian music. My friend also says "that's what she said" but he gets mad if I say it.
2007-08-28 09:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must be in your 40's. That a term we used endless in high school. Sometimes it was just "your face" nothing more needed said! LOL
Now I just use "bite me". I feel it gives people a choice.
2007-08-28 10:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Crunchy Sweet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama
2007-08-28 09:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends on the situation but when somebody is bragging about something like their grade of a test. Tell em,
"I believe that qualifies you for any job that involves wearing a paper hat"
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2007-08-28 13:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't even say "your face sucks"
just say "your face"
or when they say that food tastes bad
just say "no, im right"
they will get really annoyed
2007-08-28 10:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by aligatorrx3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a funny one on the bus today. A girl said that a car was shinny, then the guy said your face is shinny. It was really funny & I started to laugh. It is funnier than yours. LOL!!!!! JK!!
2007-08-28 10:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by CARULZ1590 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im gonna take a belt sander so hard to your balls that they will look like a scaled down replica of a GI Joe's netherregions. does that do it for ya??
or from blades of glory "well get inside my face!"
2007-08-28 10:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by sk8a_hata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone says I'm doing something stupid I say "and what?" really loud lol. doesn't make sense, but gee golly i have feelings lol.
2007-08-28 09:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Paula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋