Answer me in rhyme?

Question

I come in once and get a point
that I won't see again till tomorrow
I can't believe how much time I waste
answering questions I think I know

Boy meets girl, what to do
Communication has too many sylables
From deadly illness to girl's first period
So how do you use those unmentionables

Christians, muslims, agnostics, athiests
How do you prove who is right
All I know is words will never do it
and no one changes when we fight

Then there's the staff, all in their thrones
making judgements on whatever we say
Come and join my revolution
I know we can take control one day

So, the question is, why are we here?
of course 10 points to the best answer
As for me, it's to reach Top Contributor
which it seems is going to take forever

So tell me the reason you hang on this site
and if you think it's a waste of time
There is no answer that's wrong or right,
but the best answer will have to rhyme

Answer 1

Why do I log in to Answers each day?
To see what other people have to say!
And to waste a few hours, I am afraid,
While avoiding that for which I am paid.
Also, I guess, I am a little conceited
To think my input is what Askers needed.
I doubt I'll be a Top Contributor, ever -
My only goal is to reach the next level!
So this is the end of my little rhyme -
I've got to go and waste some more time!

Answer 2

Not sure I understand the point,
Of writing in free verse.
When answers that you want to hear,
Should rhyme and not be terse.
So now you want to know the score,
To know why we all are here.
I'm killing time while on my job,
They won't let me drink beer.
The poet that I've longed to be,
For all my many years,
Has brought me to this poets place.
To share my thoughts and fears.
And if you like this website not,
All I can say to you.
Is push the button that says OFF,
And we will all say SHOO.

There ya go.

Answer 3

I stay for all that's here
A revolution beckons, near
A cause I'm sure we all hold dear
but on their thrones,
they quake with fear

I applaud you sir
for your incentive
Your method I'll admit
Is quite inventive.

I stay becaue I care
For all you would like to share
I stay because I heed
All that have a need
I stay because it's great to meet
An intellect that creates this feet

I hope I've given
I hope you'll see
My answer truly is the best
10 points for me!

Answer 4

The sick monkey is here
To escape from lions and tigers,
And lightning, storms, and thunders;
I'm here to forget about earthquakes,
Tsunamis, wars, and pestilence,
And to shake off from my head
The scorpions, snakes, and centipedes;
And I want to breathe fresh air,
And feed my brain with laughter,
And learn lessons about poems;
Yahoo answers is my medicine
Which keeps me not insane;
Thanks to the great Yahoo,com and users,
And the intelligent askers and answerers,
Their words are witty and interesting;
Someday I'll fully recover;
All dark things will disappear.

Answer 5

It seems to me 'twill ne'er be ceased
The cyclic nature of this beast!
In Kyrielle I'll answer thee,
In hopes my answer best shall be.

Your question's answered with my rhyme;
Ridiculous or too sublime?
The light I'll strive to make you see
In hopes my answer best shall be.

You'll never teach a single soul
On Yahoo! Answers, self control.
They want to share with you, like me,
In hopes my answer best shall be.

The Yahoo! people seek to bar
The W S I D R
I answer quest's from him with glee
In hopes my answer best shall be.

I'll join your revolution now;
We've got to make a change somehow!
And then I'll answer questions free
In hopes my answer best shall be.

And as for things which people ask,
'Tis but a self-fulfilling task,
I pray, with all due urgency,
You'll find my answer best to be.

Answer 6

I get on answers everyday to laugh at morons and what they say.

That was my little song and it wasn't very long.