I always tell my brothers that 1 million dollar will do the trick. Now they're not so motivated anymore.
2007-08-28 08:39:32 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
This question obviously is for those that understand. Creative... 10 pts !
2007-08-28 08:48:09 · update #1
Hot sex with a guy or two usually makes me feel better. :)
2007-08-28 08:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by gochefs (Geo) 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Well, the beginning of a cure is dissatisfaction with homosexuality. Do you really want to spend your life performing sex on other men rather than developing an intimate mating relationship with your future wife? Will you find happiness in a succession of empty, often nameless sexual relationships? Do you imagine you will be exempt from STDs and AIDS? Are you content to grow old as an aging queen?
2007-08-28 20:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dear Young Man, why should I want to "cure" a 27 year marriage? A million dollars ISN'T even remotely close to worth that. I love my Best Beloved more than your money can even think about even beginning to buy. So please go away and stop bothering the grown ups.
2007-08-28 17:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aversion therapy.
Homophobes ought to pay all my bills for me while James and I just stay in a cool, secluded, romantic mansion somewhere eating good food and having so much sex that sooner or later I would get glutted with passionate lovemaking that I would never be gay again.
It might take a while, but I think that's what they should do.
2007-08-28 15:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Acorn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
for 1 million dollar i would never ever be a lesbian...wont even look at a womans *** or breasts. huh no as im saying this i have to say i rather want no 1 million... i love girlsssss...and i may find a rich girl with 1 million dollar so... ;-) no i want no cure its awesome
2007-08-28 15:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not gay, but if I WAS...I'd say, maybe owning the island of Lesbos where all the residents were hot young women, and the only music that is played is that of hot, female guitarists who play rock music, oh and I'd have to be king of the island.
Yeah..that might work.
2007-08-28 17:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to NARTH, engaging in sports and drinking Gatoraid makes you straight.
You've got to love the depth of ignorance coming from a psychological organization.
2007-08-28 15:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think a hot guy could cure my gayness! Ha! XP
2007-08-28 15:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
there is this purple pill that I take its called ummm stopbeingayoptis and its been working well for me so far. but as soon as i miss a day, i tend to go back to my gayness ways.
I LOVE BEING GAY
2007-08-28 16:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Agent_m 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
An apple a day keeps the straight ones away.
2007-08-28 15:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I think it's funny people think there's a cure :)
I'm straight, but my fav. cure is people going to Bible camp and convincing themselves they can change their inherent nature.
2007-08-28 15:46:19 · answer #11 · answered by mathaowny 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋