Once I heard in Leno someone came up with a porn featuring both parties.
2007-08-28 08:14:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
id say let them figure it out for themselves , that's gotta be bizarre to the interventionists in our country
2007-08-28 08:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have to learn to get along together and cooperate. Lock all the leaders from both sides in a room. You give one side food and the other side drink. If either side tries to take what the other side has, the riot squad is sent in to break it all up.
No one gets to leave (even for potty breaks) until THEY come up with a solution they ALL agree to. I figure after about two days max, they would have a GOOD solution. If they don't you kill the air conditioning. That should speed the progress.
We could do the same thing in any trouble area--Even the US Congress. Except there you put all of the members in the room.
2007-08-28 08:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by namsaev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the conflict is basically over land, to include water sources and the division thereof, the most bizarre solution I can imagine is to detonate a nuclear device, or a multitude of them, over the most contested areas in the region to ensure their destruction and unusability for the forseeable future.
Unfortunately, the nuclear fallout will not be limited to the 'borders' of the isr/pal region, and would ultimately lead to the mass exodous of refugees to the surrounding countries. But hey, this is only my imagination.
2007-08-28 08:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by pobept 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gather together powerless apointed bureacrats from all over the world and have them debate the best way to solve the problem for 60 years or so. Truely bizarre, doomed to failure - and what's actually been done: it's called the UN.
2007-08-28 08:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most "bizzare way" is to act just like them. The only "sane way" the conflict will end is when everyone involved accepts the reality that there is no one simple one size solution fits all. Everyone involved will have to make concessions, like it or not, IF....IF they truly want peace.
2007-08-28 08:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We could provide each of them with those foam bats that they used to give to people during therapy sessions.
Otherwise, I lack in any other ideas as to how such a conflict could ever be resolved.
2007-08-28 08:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most bizarre way would be to strap a vest with a bomb and rat-poisoned tipped nails in it to my child, and have my child blow him/herself up in a wedding or a pizza parlor, murdering dozens of innocent people, and think that THIS is going to solve the conflict.
This is by far the most bizarre way I can think of.
2007-08-28 08:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by stay_fan2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A one day house swap and lets see if Israel can take it for one day. Winner takes all.
2007-08-28 08:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by 2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Armageddon
To me that would be totally bizarre, but to others, unfortunately, it would be the fulfillment of a prophesy
2007-08-28 08:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A giant pillow fight? Winner takes all.
2007-08-28 08:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋