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I am GORGEOUS!

2007-08-28 08:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 10 1

I am the best CON MAN going today, not only did I go after Fox News and tell other Dem's annd Liberals to Boycott it, but I TOOK 80,000 of news corp's money.

Then he would say, I got the hard core left wingers of my party still believe that I didn't NO the company I worked and made a ton of money for is foreclosing on Katrina Victims houses, I AM THE BEST CON MAN GOING!!!!!!! TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-28 15:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by dez604 5 · 2 2

Edwards would probably say - Why do I look like a movie star , yet have the brain of a do da do - I just don't understand this .

2007-08-28 15:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

I am the son of a millworker who couldn't afford to eat at Burger King.

2007-08-28 15:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Just one more line, then I'll quit

2007-08-28 15:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My hair looks great.

2007-08-28 15:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the farest of them all?

2007-08-28 15:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Schaufel 3 · 4 4

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

No, seriously - I'm sure he'd wish his wife didn't have cancer.

2007-08-28 15:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jadis 6 · 4 0

I could have been a Republican, untill they found out my parents were married.

2007-08-28 15:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by brian2412 7 · 3 3

I'm prettier than Hillary, why is she getting all the money?

2007-08-28 15:04:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

I should have went with the 2500 dollar hair cut

2007-08-28 15:04:14 · answer #11 · answered by Go Blue 3 · 4 4

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