a roll of liverwurst that an obese sweaty hairy nude man had sat and passed gas on.....
would you eat it??? or would you jsut try to find an ant or some cardboard or sumthing???
2007-08-28 07:40:46 · 41 answers · asked by jdog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
serious answers only please...
2007-08-28 07:41:01 · update #1
I wouldn't eat it...instead I'd go to a modeling agency and get a job because I was emaciated...make millions there and buy food, eat, and lose the job...
2007-08-28 07:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Alecto 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Is the liverwurst still good. If it wasn't rotting for days before the fat guy got there, then yes I think I would eat it. Probably wash it, but still eat it. The key factor is if I was STARVING. Not just hungry like I'd gone a few days without food, but like its been about 7 days and if I don't eat it I will probably pass out and die.
2007-08-28 07:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well seeing how I would be starving and that was my last resort.... I would probably kill the old fat sweaty nude guy and throw him in the freezer and eat the liverwurst and when I was all out of liverwurst I would eat the fat guy to stay alive longer.
2007-08-28 07:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a hard one... I wouldn't eat a farted on sweaty piece of meat... unless I had a knife. Then I would cut the skin off and smell it. If it smelled good then I would eat it. Lol I've never even had liverwurst, so that would be my first time trying it.
2007-08-28 07:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Wall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd make a fresh loaf of booger bread & offer a slice to him to go with his liverwurst!
If you don't pick me as the best answer...
I'll tie you up to a wooden chair in the middle of an empty room & flick boogers @ you while I circle you chanting incoherant jibberish like a native american dancing around a fire!
2007-08-28 07:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would just wait for the Dominos Pizza guy to go by and then I would hit his car and act like he ran over me.
When he got out to look I would grab a pizza and run.
Besides, you couldn't eat the cardboard! That could be someone's home !
2007-08-28 07:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Eveready 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wash it off as best I could,but no,I wouldn't let myself die just because the wurst wasn't everything you could ask for. Besides,you should see how cooks treat food in a restaurant before they cook it up for serving. You'd be appalled at what passes for humor in a restaurant kitchen staffed by high school kids and maybe a 25-year old hipster as primary cook.
2007-08-28 07:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure the liverwurst is still good. I'd eat it, right after I cooked it and killed all the germs on it
2007-08-28 07:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, I'd rather eat from my litter box, anything but fat sweaty fart-man's liverwurst.
2007-08-28 07:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be no way I would eat that, I would find some ants or cardboard, takes longer to digest anyway and I will stay fuller longer.
2007-08-28 07:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1). Don't eat any thing's liver
2). Obese, sweaty, hairy and nude....EWWWW. *Barfs*
3) Farts on it...I don't think so.
I'll probably eat the carcass of a badly decade mountain goat
2007-08-28 07:48:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋