2007-08-28 07:35:25 · 26 answers · asked by rambo59 3 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Great question....I get so annoyed by the same thing showing up here twenty times a day.
On the baseball board, it's always the 13-year-old sharing their pitching repertoire.
2007-08-28 07:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by Craig S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should give up football and go for a career in ice hockey with 50 pound tape jobs on each ankle for support and become the fiercest hockey goon ever. The only equipment you'll need is a pair of skates as your immense girth will protect you from any injuries. Good luck Rosie O'Donnell, everyone knew you'd make a comeback!
2007-08-28 15:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Indy Yankee Fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Left Center Full Receiver
2007-08-28 14:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Peace Lover 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You could play the goalpost position--that's the one where you stand at the back of the end zone with your arms extended over your head.
You have the size required to be a goal post, plus your weight will anchor you firmly to the ground.
2007-08-28 14:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by dlatona7 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How dare you post a question that's not about Michael Vick!!!
Screw football. Play basketball. You could just stand in front of the basket. Your team would never lose.
2007-08-28 16:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Vegas Matt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Waterboy
2007-08-28 15:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by us_fulham_fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tackle on O. Blocker on Special Teams. Steroids work.
2007-08-28 15:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by David Healy 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wide receiver or Runningback. People would be afraid to tackle you, because you could fall on the, and probably kill them. And it's not like anyone could block a pass that high in the air.
2007-08-28 15:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jordan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right Field. Don't forget your 3 iron so you can score a goal.
Hope the youngsters get the hint.
Good job.
2007-08-28 15:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by artistictrophy@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crap, id throw you in at tight end man. That is if you can catch. Lob up that pass for an easy TD. Plus no one could tackle you.
2007-08-28 14:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Charles M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋