A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he h ad ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
2007-08-28 07:11:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*Little Ninja Dude*
She cheated before, that's why her daughters were good looking, she didnt cheat this time, so the son came out ugly.
2007-08-28 07:44:18 · update #1
THAT WAS GREAT!!!! I didn't expect that one coming.
2007-08-28 07:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son looks nothing like me. But I got custody, and everything's fine.
2007-08-28 14:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Handy man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA! Yes, that was a funny one.
2007-08-28 14:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as phunny as the others... but still funny!
2007-08-28 14:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by D-man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burn.lol:o}
2007-08-28 14:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I give it 3 Ha Ha's.
2007-08-28 14:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO it was actually kinda funny
2007-08-28 14:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-28 14:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...I like it.
2007-08-28 14:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Angelia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha. A dumb father.
2007-08-28 14:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋